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i'm a chubby baby

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About Me

I'm Jess. I have no idea what I'm doing with myself.
I'm JessEqualsWanker on AIM....

My Interests

this lying bitch

I'd like to meet:


We lived in a world where we were never invisible.

Music:

Music Video: REDEMPTION SONG (by Joe Strummer)

.. Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone


Against Me!, Broken Social Scene, Brand New, Cake, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Dallas Green, Radiohead, Smashing Pumpkins, White Stripes, CCR, Murder By Death, Placebo, Tool, APC, Sublime, Alexisonfire, Ben Kweller, The Runaways, Deathcab, Arcade Fire, Mars Volta,Dr. Dog, The Band, Tom Waits, Explosions in the Sky, Pink Floyd, The Aquabats Johnny Cash, Wu-tang, Interpol, Ataris, Keller Williams, Simon and Garfunkel, ANALOG ENEMY (regretably), Modest Mouse, Third Eye Blind, Moneen, RATM, Zox, Marmalade Cream [someone better get my shameless Pete & Pete reference...] BNL, Beatles, Neil Young, Otis Redding, The Cars, Ani Difranco, Immortal Technique, Dandy Warhols, ELO, Bad Company, Billy Joel, Chili Peppers, Placebo, Superdrag, Talking Heads, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, Sinatra. I'm a fucking loser. I missed a bunch of good stuff, I just know it.

Movies:

The Goonies
Nightmare Before Christmas
Non-kid movies:
American Beauty
The Boondock Saints
Clash of the Titans
Brick
Rope
Rear Window
A Bronx Tale
Suicide Kings
Usual Suspects
Mallrats
S.o.a.P
Clerks I and II
Lost Boys
Amelie
i can't think right now

Television:

BSG, House, Dexter, Venture Bros. I don't have cable

Books:

Seymour: An Introduction by J.D. Salinger
The Phantom of the Opera by Gaston Lerouex
Where the Red Fern Grows by Wilson Rawls
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
A Modest Proposal by Jonathan Swift
Little Women by Louisa May Alcott

Heroes:

The Sons of Lee Marvin
"Times are hard for dreamers"..

My Blog

fingerbang frenzy

this comic makes me happy.
Posted by i'm a chubby baby on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 04:51:00 PST

i'm the fire in your flies

so where i used to consider my life mysterious and almost magical, i find a whole lot of nothing in it's place. i considered that i possibly was mistaken up until now. but i think the world is slowly ...
Posted by i'm a chubby baby on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 07:09:00 PST

christopherson

rob is in my bathroomdirtying my bowlzzzzz
Posted by i'm a chubby baby on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 09:21:00 PST

nobody...

nobody loves me everybody hates me think i'll go eat worms!i only sing that when i'm happy. hehe.
Posted by i'm a chubby baby on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 02:55:00 PST

put on a smart suit and ace 'em!

so i found a job.in marketing.i'm the fucking man.i was applying for all these braindead positions because i don't have my degree yet and it was such a bummer and people weren't hiring me for stupid b...
Posted by i'm a chubby baby on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:09:00 PST

can i lift my dress up for you?

white undersides of my thighs look much better in the dying light.i didn't write that. naturally. it's pretty. duh.ian's snoring on my couch. i'm drinking a screwdriver. someone keeps reading this shi...
Posted by i'm a chubby baby on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 09:01:00 PST

epic horse shoe

it's memorial day. i can smell burger fat. horse shoes and bocci balls are clinking in the neighborhood. i love how people always need an excuse to have a cookout. they should do things like that ever...
Posted by i'm a chubby baby on Mon, 28 May 2007 01:03:00 PST

rain dance

so there's a bee in my living room the size of a small cat. actually.... it's a little more than half the size of my thumb. i think i'm gonna fucking die.but before that happens, i figured i'd immorta...
Posted by i'm a chubby baby on Fri, 25 May 2007 01:31:00 PST

numb cunt

haha. i've been wanting to call someone that all day.yeah. fuck you.
Posted by i'm a chubby baby on Thu, 24 May 2007 01:49:00 PST

eat that wounded gazelle

i don't know if i spelled that right. um, i'm sick and my cheeks are all rosy like my pants fell down at work or something, but i'm not embarassed i'm just on a lot of medicine and sick. hehe. apparen...
Posted by i'm a chubby baby on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 09:30:00 PST