Darren A. Machine - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am the future. The future is today. I am today. Today is tomorrow's yesterday, and yesterday's tomorrow, which makes me these things as well. Yesterday, today, and tomorrow are all time. I am time. Time is relative, but is it even real? If time is not real, but is everthing always, like God, then am I real? Or am I God, because I am time, and time rules us all.....................and I like long walks on the beach. Anyways, long story short, is a phrase who's origins are complicated and rambling.

My Interests

Good Ideas. And in a timely fashion.

I'd like to meet:

Humans, animals......mostly mammals, I guess......nothing too bitey or stabby....or killish. Oh, and Cepholapods! Man, those things are CRAZY!

Music:

I only listen to The Final Countdown, by Europe. Although only a mediocre 80's hair band, they managed to create the single greatest song of all time, recorded or not. Not surprisingly, this was their only major hit. After all, how do you follow The Final Countdown? You just can't.

Movies:

The more movies I see, the more I'm disappointed by how few of them have samurai sword battles.

Television:

sometimes, but only if I can steal it

Books:

I don't read books. I stare them down until I get the information I want.

Heroes:

Anyone who can bring back Hitler mustaches. Boy did some asshole give those things a bad rap. You might say that they're the last mustache. Not me, though.