chris

I was born into a strict catholic family on the outskirts of Glasgow on a cold March day in 1985. It became apparent very quickly that I had a strong set of teeth, and I would regularly chew through tv cable wires and the like, ignoring the small electrical shocks I would get, to prove the strength of my great nashers. I was proud of my teeth and would regularly approach anyone I seen with a camera while I was growing up and ask for a picture to display my stunning toothy grin. Tragedy occured however, when an orthodontist told me at the beginning of my term in secondary school that I would require a mouth brace to stabilize my now over-toothy mouth. This nearly destroyed my soul. How would I stand out from my friends if I couldn't display my pearly whites? I decided I would "work the banter" and became a ladies man. For the next two years I perfected my lady patter to perfection, wooing many girls who thought "what a great guy". When the two years were up, my stunning grin was unleashed on the world. Many of my friends were taken aback at the sheery beauty of my grin, and found it hard to talk to me due to my new found toothy fame. I quickly seperated the grin players from the grin haters, and consolidated my place in the group as the banterous grinning one. You'll often find me at work in M&S, enchanting customers with my million dollar smile or with my beautiful girlfriend Nicola, who is equally in love with my smooth flowing chat, my almost jamaican like dancing skills and of course my legendary smile. Drop me a line and maybe I'll drop you a smile sometime. Love Chris(as told by top biography writer&sleep deprived internet guru scott innes)