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My interest are pretty f'n boring. I heart video games, I heart tattoos, and I'm also a big fan of making fun of the elderly and disabled...I also like to go to ska/punk shows whenever I get a chance, that's a hobby I enjoy. I'm like those old guys at shows that I never wanted to be. Now I see kids skankin to fast ass punk songs and I'm like...ya that kid didn't get the memo. No need to crowd surf or mosh anymore...I just paid money to see the f'n band and I'm going to sing along goddammit! Unless it's the Aquabats...then I'm 15 all over again holler. amirite amirite? Highlight of me life was when I saw the Aquabats and I skanked onstage during Pizza Day and MOTHA FUCKING MC BAT COMMANDER SMILED AT ME...HE FUCKING SMILED AT ME!!! HOT DAMN! .. ..
Even though it can't happen anymore since these two are fucking quitters...I would have liked to have fought Pope John Paul and Christopher Reeves in a knife fight. I think I have a good chance of coming out on top. Christopher Reeve...he was squirrely I'll give him that and the Pope, he would have lasted on endurance in the later rounds. I'd also like to meet your mom for giving birth to such a retarded piece of shit. Also, I'd like to meet the emo kid who thought wearing chick pants was cool. Everyone says George W. Bush so they can kick his ass, but I'd just like to debate him, or offer him an 8-Ball to leave office. Then I'd pay some homeless guy 5 bucks and a danish to knife him in a public place. Sure the bum goes to jail but he gets food and he wont have to use my PS2 box as a pillow. I still want to meet Steve Bartman. He was the guy who caught that foul ball as Alou was going for it in the 7th that would've ended the inning and not cost the Cubs 4 runs. Sure I could blame the Cubs FOR giving up 4 runs but it's easier to use a scapegoat. Ask the Jews about Jesus. I'd also like to meet some girl that wont give me AIDS again. And I would love to meet a talking muffin.
I'm closeminded...if it's on the radio...chances are I wont listen to it. My friends say I wont listen to music unless it has trumpets in it...that's not true...they can have trombones too. I just listen to punk rock, ska which would include all subcategories, and hardcore but not that gay new hardcore where people cry...but that there hardcore where you wanna break faces...think mid 90's victory records. That's a gooda stuff. If you wanna know a good band though...check out The Holland Account...They are so fucking rad. Trust.
The Aquabats-Fashion Zombie ..THAT IS PUNK ROCK
I watch cartoons. Seriously, I may be 24 and all that crap but really, I love cartoons. Name it I'll watch it, Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Fairly Odd Parents, Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends, Spongebob...jesus...it makes me giggle like how you say...like school girl.
Green Eggs and Ham and people are always expecting me to say just kidding on that one. I'm not...I swear on everything I hold dear and close to me, that is one of my favorite books...I had a blog setup dedicated to explaining how GEH related to the bible. It was really good. And so are Oreo O's breakfest cereal. That's some good mothafucking cereal. I'm currently reading the Communist Manifesto, and I just recently bought a few more socialist books. Anything by Ray Bradbury, Orwell, anything politically motivated too is great for me.
My heroes are anyone who fights conservatives and also fights people who play World of Warcraft. Your dad/mom can be heroes too, mostly for still being able to stay drunk enough to not care that his son/daughter ending up a failure in life and is disgracing the family name.