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CRanK J.A.I. "Suburban Menace" OUT NOW!!

Are you fuckin happy yet?

About Me

Shit, what is there about me that you really need to know.. let's see.. Name's Crank Jai, I'm basically a battle rapper with the sickened disease of lyrics meant to plague society, and rip the breath out of your lungs and say "DAMMMMNNNN- did he say that?" Yeah, I'm a white rapper, yeah you can fuck yourself too, yeah Eminem did open the door for white rapper's. That I give him, and not a penny more. I smoke blunts like cigarettes, and smoke cigarettes like a dying man on a ventilator gasps for air. I drink till I black out, and party like tomorrow never dies. I love anyone who can vibe with my music; don't get me wrong. Everything's not about violence and drugs, I fuckin hate the media with a passion too. Hip-Hop/Rap is an art. So saying that, I *am* an artist. Unfortunately for anyone in the Bay Area, CA, the music industry is just a bunch of fucking pricks when it comes to us. We get next to zero exposure on the national level, and everyone steals our words, terminology, and way of life; and balls hard off it. This is my angel..

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/6/2005
Band Website: xp-music.com
Band Members: XP Tha Mastermind - DJ Enovate - Cadillac Todd - Squirrel'D - Lyrical Daddy Rich - RT Nameless - Shameless - Illegal Substance, RPA Productions, Real Bigg Entertainment, Mic Meez/Xponential Productions, Krucial -Knee-Deep Recordings, Layn, JoeDMac, Mac MiLL, Major Montana
Influences:

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Holy shit here we go...in no particular order -Gettin blessed by the Dank Reverend, J-Diggs, Hennessy, Rappin Ron, Seagram, Eazy-E, Brotha Lynch Hung, Messy Marv, Killah Tay, Guce, TURF TALK, Mugzo, Zodiac the Dumb Genius, The Team, Federation, Frontline, Jermaine, Yukmouth & The Whole Regime, Tek N9ne, Shameless, Mr.Kee, Nasty Nate, Dapp Daniels, The Dreadnoughts, Mac Mall, Mac Dre, Ray Luv, Dubee the Sugawolf Pimp, 2Pac, Keak da Sneak, BA aka Kamikaze Bart, Young Dru, N2Deep, JT Tha Bigga Figga, E-40, B-Legit, Ric Roc, Cuthroat Committe, 3x Krazy, Agerman, Famsyrk, Triccy Macc, Cadillac Todd, Du-Low D, Squee-Bass, Gonzo, Cellski, X-Raided, Andre Nickatina, Dre Dog, Equipto, Frontline, Young Droop, ICP, Eminem, Ice-T, MC Ren, Raekwon, Rakim, Ol Dirty Bastard, RZA, GZA, Mytik Journeymen, The Grouch, Zion i, Eligh, Dru Down, Doomsday, Dutch, Young Wyte, C-Murder, Snoop's voice & Dr.Dre's beats, RBL Posse, I.M.P., Cougnut, C-Fresh, The Federation(HYPHY!), Ronald Dregan, Slayer, Pantera, The Haunted, Cradle of Filth, Hatebreed, Alias For Release,**London After Midnight**(Fuckin SICK)Dimmu Borgir, Something Must Die, At the Drive in, Mars Volta; Machuga, In Flames, At the Gates, RED with Envy, Grynch, La Fin du monde, J-5, The Big Hit, The Outlawz.. C-Bo, The Mob Figaz Jacka, Ryda, Hustlah, Run D-M-C, Hieroglyphics, Deltron3030, Rappin 4-Tay..Malice, Marz, Reign the Rebel, Bazliani & Solomon"Thought you was my ho!" Mac Meez; Layn; Major Factor "Sup Boss Nate!"; Knee-Deep Recordings, Krucial, Sean the Bomb from the 530 on Bass, Black December, Cochino, EA SKI, Necro, Esham, Devious, J-Q, L.S.E., Klyde Carson, Z-Ro, Geto Boys, Scarface, Willy D, Chuck, DangerDoom, Eyedea, Hoodstarz, Neva, Mike D, Schoolly D, Zion i, DUST, Deuce Eclipse..Mac Ace, Lossed, Kottonmouth Kings, Akron, Baby Bash, did I say YELLOW SCHOOL BUS MISTAH FAB.. probably..Mic Meez & Harv- Heez, 1zt Place, K-Deep, Blitz, Roach and that one chick who had the balls to battle.. I gota beer to drink.. finish more later.I miss her.
Sounds Like: A fucking madman with a mic, tons of skills.. this is Bay Area Rap, get hyphy, go stupid, get dumb, fuck your girlfriend to, or kick the shit out of some kid for 5 dollars music.
Record Label: Real Bigg Entertainment/Xponential Productions
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Don't ANY of you...

Think you are doing the world a favor; watching my son; when in REALITY you are keeping him from his father.   I don't appreciate anything, because everything is hidden to me. You want a baby? Go...
Posted by CRanK J.A.I. "Suburban Menace" OUT NOW!! on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 08:28:00 PST

Fuck your private blogs

What the fuck is the point? Gonna read it to your fuckin self? LOL.. binder paper people.
Posted by CRanK J.A.I. "Suburban Menace" OUT NOW!! on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 09:42:00 PST

Check out this event: Hip Hop '06

Hosted By: CRaNK JAi When: Saturday Feb 11, 2006 at 9:00 PMWhere: The Off Limits1414 Park AveChico, CA 95926USDescription:CRaNK JAi Click Here To View Event...
Posted by CRanK J.A.I. "Suburban Menace" OUT NOW!! on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 07:39:00 PST

So can a mother fucker ..

Just get some peace of mind?     You get mad over dumb shit.   Yeah. Sick.. really worth it in the end.
Posted by CRanK J.A.I. "Suburban Menace" OUT NOW!! on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 06:19:00 PST

Cranky finally got a DJ!

Shouts to the new acquisition to the Goodfellaz Squad, Gi Feez,   DJ Enovate!!!   Straight off the Cochino tip, still rockin with the boys but Cranky just recruited a new soldier and the ma...
Posted by CRanK J.A.I. "Suburban Menace" OUT NOW!! on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 10:48:00 PST

Victory courtesy of Cranky Jai!

Just go here..   http://www.orion-online.net/vnews/display.v/ART/2005/11/16/4 37a83732afb9...
Posted by CRanK J.A.I. "Suburban Menace" OUT NOW!! on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 03:36:00 PST

If You Want More Cranky Jai - Go Here

<a href="http://www.xp-music.com"> More Cranky! XP-music.com!</a>
Posted by CRanK J.A.I. "Suburban Menace" OUT NOW!! on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 03:01:00 PST

Another wind on the West Coast..

Hurricane's come, and they twirl the winds of karma on the west by outstretching their damaging fingertips to entangle everyone's life. Just because the wind isn't loud in your ears doesn't mean the ...
Posted by CRanK J.A.I. "Suburban Menace" OUT NOW!! on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 12:37:00 PST

Ok ok .. this life we lead?

Is REAL FUCKIN BIGG; please believe it.. I'm a humble dude; perhaps thizzelrific or sinister every now and then, and Cranky Jai the mother fuckin Menace'd out.. but I'm humble in the manuevers, action...
Posted by CRanK J.A.I. "Suburban Menace" OUT NOW!! on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 08:23:00 PST

READ THIS FUCKIN' SHIT..

Yo the link here if ya'll mo'fuckers don't believe me.. shouts to Johnny Arsen for displayin the news. http://www.klas-tv.com/Global/story.asp?S=3392974&nav=16 8XaIkz Three Suspects Sought in Slayi...
Posted by CRanK J.A.I. "Suburban Menace" OUT NOW!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST