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"Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice.” -Wayne Dyer
I am 37ish, with two kids, a girl, Lily, who's 13 and a boy, Mark, who is 12. They ARE my life! If you want to see my kids, they are my Top 2 friends. Three cats, two car garage...all the good stuff. :-)
I work at Shaw's North Windham....multi-tasking as a PM manager. It's not the career I envisioned nor the career I wanted but when we had had kids I opted not to put them in daycare. I stayed home for 5 years and then went back to work at night part-time when my hubby would get home. Eight years later and I'm still there, lol.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joyce
Birthday: June 19, 1971
Birthplace: Northern Maine
Current Location: Windham, Maine
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Um, whatever color it says on the box ;-)
Height: 5'7 ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: left
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today: Haven't put any on yet...pink fu-fu slippers count?
Your Weakness: Chocolate
Your Fears: Not a damn thing....except leeches....that's why I bought a pool
Your Perfect Pizza: Supreme
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Geez, I'm too old to have a goal...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Do I need to make lunches for the kids or are they having hot lunch...(exciting shit, huh?)
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes I guess
Your Bedtime: worknights...12:30....every other night, 10pm
Your Most Missed Memory: I'm good
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King: Neither, Subway
Single or Group Dates: Married....so I bring him! ;-)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither....yuck
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: unfortunately
Do you Swear: like a sailor
Do you Sing: In my car....and not well!
Do you Shower Daily: Uh, yeah....twice at least
Have you Been in Love: Yes and I still am
Do you want to go to College: God no
Do you want to get Married: Been there, done that
Do you belive in yourself: Of course
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Yup
Are you a Health Freak: Seriously? Not gonna happen
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sure....as long as I'm not holding a golf club
Do you play an Instrument: Ha! Used to play a tuba in band in high school...lot of hot air, I guess!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Seriously? Kahlua is a food group
In the past month have you Smoked: yup
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ah, no....cook it first and then we'll see
In the past month have you been on Stage: With the band at the bar (they kicked me off!)
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In my hot tub
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Several times ;-)
Ever been called a Tease: yup
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: nope
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Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 46%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||| 23%
Artistic |||||| 30%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority || 10%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||||||| 36%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||| 23%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||| 17%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 43%
Paranoia |||||| 23%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||| 36%
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hmmm...Harrison Ford...in his Han Solo outfit...:-)...Tom Brady...in nothing!

My Blog

You live in New England if....

Forget Rednecks ......here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about New Englanders...If your local Dairy Queen is closed from October through April , you live in New England .If someone in a Home Depot...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 10:55:00 GMT

Maine State Trooper...a funny

>This was sent in an email from Kay...too funny!    > Maine State Trooper > >  A  Maine State Trooper pulled a car over on I-95 about 12 miles south of the New Brunswick / Maine &n...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 07:30:00 GMT

Warn Your Friends!!

You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 04:03:00 GMT

101 Ways to Annoy People

**Love these! Favorite is #65, no idea why but made me laugh to think of it! Joyce**   101 Ways To Annoy People 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, writ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 06:52:00 GMT

lone ranger

The Lone Ranger and Tonto The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and say...
Posted by on Mon, 15 May 2006 12:23:00 GMT

Snoring

Snoring A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if she can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles a...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 12:22:00 GMT

Good way out of a speeding ticket!

Police A driver is pulled over by a police man. Man: Is there a problem Officer? Officer: Sir, you were speeding. Man: Oh I see. Officer: Can I see your licence please? Man: I'd give it to y...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 10:11:00 GMT

New Weight Loss program?

Weight Loss Program   A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day/10-lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic 19-...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 12:14:00 GMT

Foot in mouth disease?? ;-)

Wrong Words Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... First ...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 07:38:00 GMT

Funnies

I don't know about you...but don't you wish your President was smarter than a ten year old?? J   Bush Quotes "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."...George W. Bush "Republ...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 07:35:00 GMT