You live in New England if.... |
Forget Rednecks ......here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about New Englanders...If your local Dairy Queen is closed from October through April , you live in New England .If someone in a Home Depot... Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 10:55:00 GMT |
Maine State Trooper...a funny |
>This was sent in an email from Kay...too funny!
> Maine State Trooper > > A Maine State Trooper pulled a car over on I-95 about 12 miles south of the New Brunswick / Maine &n... Posted by on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 07:30:00 GMT |
Warn Your Friends!! |
You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up... Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 04:03:00 GMT |
101 Ways to Annoy People |
**Love these! Favorite is #65, no idea why but made me laugh to think of it! Joyce**
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, writ... Posted by on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 06:52:00 GMT |
lone ranger |
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and say... Posted by on Mon, 15 May 2006 12:23:00 GMT |
Snoring |
Snoring
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if she can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles a... Posted by on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 12:22:00 GMT |
Good way out of a speeding ticket! |
Police
A driver is pulled over by a police man. Man: Is there a problem Officer? Officer: Sir, you were speeding. Man: Oh I see. Officer: Can I see your licence please? Man: I'd give it to y... Posted by on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 10:11:00 GMT |
New Weight Loss program? |
Weight Loss Program
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day/10-lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic 19-... Posted by on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 12:14:00 GMT |
Foot in mouth disease?? ;-) |
Wrong Words
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....
First ... Posted by on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 07:38:00 GMT |
Funnies |
I don't know about you...but don't you wish your President was smarter than a ten year old?? J
Bush Quotes
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."...George W. Bush
"Republ... Posted by on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 07:35:00 GMT |