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About Me

I'm jamEs. I'm that prick you want to avoid to keep your bad day from becoming a horible day. I'm a radical PIG, I exploit and abuse, I am total chaos, strange and abstruse.

I'm a man who's sick, but i got class. Cuz you only get respect when your kickin' ass.

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My Interests

Music(mostly industrial)photography, and Video games.

I'd like to meet:

Ogre

Music:

Fav bands:
Deal Gone Bad
Skinny Puppy
ohGr
PIG
KMFDMDFMK
My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult
Faith No More
Tool
Skold
Killing Joke
Pigface
Marilyn Manson
Nine Inch Nails
Butthole Surfers
Ministry
Revolting Cocks
Big Black
The Cure
Bauhaus
Funker Vogt
Wumpscut
Frontline Assembly
Other than industrial i love and was raised on funk
Prince
Rick James
Cool and the Gang
The Commadors
Cameo
Morris Day and The Time
Zapp and Rodger
Sly and the Family Stone
George CLinton and Parliment Funkedelic.
Plus West Coast Gangsta Rap
NWA
and all there solo acts, Dre,
E-Z, MC Ren
DOC
and in my opinion the best rapper of all time Ice Cube

The Lord of Lard, the Mighty Swine, In Pig we Trust.

Movies:

I like dramas and comedies and action flix. Favs are Back To The Future, Die Hard Trilogy, Lost Boys, Point Break, The Big Labowski, Purple Rain, Boondock Saints, Fight Club, The Warriors, Ronin, Payback, The Bourne movies, Juwanna Mann

Television:

I love TV!!! Favorite show is the West Wing. Best drama on TV in the last 6 years. Love watching sports, football, baseball every now and then golf. Also very much enjoy sitcoms, there are some good ones on right now. My fav now is probly "How I met Your Mother", it has NPH (Neil Patrick Harris) how can you go wrong. TVLand is great too, Bonaza, Wings, Good Times, Three's Company. Tv is great!!

Books:

Books are for suckers

Heroes:

Zack Morris, President Bartlet from the West Wing and his staff. ..

My Blog

I should be studying

For once I'm not writing cause I'm pissed off at something. Although Brittany losing her kids does kind of suck. Poor girl. Anyways, I'm just kind of bored right now. I should be studying for that an...
Posted by Kooler Than Jesus on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 12:01:00 PST

"Jesus Christ" *said in Mr.Slave voice"

Ok so on Fox 6 they can show the South Park Whore Off between Mr.Slave and Paris Hilton. They can show Paris shoving a pineapple in her ass. Mr. Slave jumping up and shoving Paris hilton up his ass. B...
Posted by Kooler Than Jesus on Tue, 15 May 2007 12:48:00 PST

Culture Shock

I'm so sick of VH-1 being the tabloid channel. I'm sick of seeing the Fabulous life of Paris, or Brittany and K-fed or some other no talent whore. They have a show for every extravagance these rich fu...
Posted by Kooler Than Jesus on Wed, 09 May 2007 01:18:00 PST

Good Friday Fun

This past Good Friday was celebrated by a lot of people who had the same idea as my friend Melissa and I, spend the day on thrill rides at Six Flags Magic Mountain The days started out early leaving a...
Posted by Kooler Than Jesus on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 07:46:00 PST

I'm getting married!!! She's the one for me

April Fool's bitches!!! Comment if you got suckered, and I know some of you did ...
Posted by Kooler Than Jesus on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 01:58:00 PST

I just wanna rip of someones head and throw it on the 5

Finally got home three hours later from getting off work at 5. It started with a bus thats suppose to come at 5:10 to the Old Town trolley never came so i waited a the bus stop for almost an hour wait...
Posted by Kooler Than Jesus on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 08:31:00 PST

New music of Twenty Zero Seven

2007 seems like a promising year or new music. We started off the year with new Skinny Puppy, Mythmaker. Some good tracks, some kind of ok but overall I feel its very good. Can't wait to see that tour...
Posted by Kooler Than Jesus on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 11:53:00 PST

The Sick

The Sick Don't think I can't see through you Don't think you would ever fool me I'll get what's coming to me From the womb unto the tomb The stagnant air that fills the room Into the shrine where you ...
Posted by Kooler Than Jesus on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 11:58:00 PST

Snow, Beer and Pranks pt 2

So Sunday morning we all get up. We're all still in bed I tell Melissa, "I don't want to be creepy guy anymore". After that we just started laughing. I saw Jeremy had a weird look on his face. So Meli...
Posted by Kooler Than Jesus on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 11:41:00 PST

Snow, beer and pranks pt1

This weekend was pretty awesome. Great jokes were played, beer was consumed and people puked out of a moving vehicle. It started Thursday when Melissa and I were talking on the computer and she was di...
Posted by Kooler Than Jesus on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 10:17:00 PST