A worthy wager... |
So...ok...our receptionist gets randomly fired two weeks ago. This seems to happen on a semi-regular basis, so frequently, in fact, that every single Senior Paralegal at the firm has taken a turn driv...
Posted by dre on Tue, 22 May 2007 01:00:00 PST |
sad but true. |
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. Descending a bit more he shouted, "Excuse me, can you help? I promised a friend I would mee...
Posted by dre on Fri, 04 May 2007 11:52:00 PST |
Ode to morning drunkeness... |
This is my official shout out to midweek drinking binges. God love em. So what if I smell like a slept in a bottle of gin...dropped a mug of coffee down two flights of carpeted stairs and probably can...
Posted by dre on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 09:42:00 PST |
Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt. |
Stolen from my sis but echos my sentiment: R.I.P. Kurt Vonnegut 1922-2007"Make love when you can. It's good for you.""Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be.""I want...
Posted by dre on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 04:19:00 PST |
Fradumpadump |
Fradumpadump...you know...the opposite of budonkadonk. Spread it.
Posted by dre on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 06:26:00 PST |
This isn't what you think... |
Totally not a blog but I did manage to truthfully leave this comment on someone's page...not to mention any names. Jenny. If only I had a dollar for every time a girl told me "of course i remember you...
Posted by dre on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 07:19:00 PST |
Topic of the Day |
Measurable Consent. Discuss amongst yourselves.
Posted by dre on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 10:50:00 PST |
Seriously... |
I have no trouble admitting that myspace is my crack...but when I logged in today I saw something so absurd that it actually made me question what in sam hell I'm doing on here. So you know how there ...
Posted by dre on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 12:48:00 PST |
When Disaster Strikes... |
Generally I'm not one to blog...my policy is that anyone who needs or wants to know what's going on in my life will either: a)already know or b)ask. I'm always slightly suspicious of people who feel p...
Posted by dre on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 01:05:00 PST |
Weird Music thingy... |
Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle.Say the following questions aloud, and press play.Use the song title as the answer to the question.
NO CHEATING!!!!!!!!!!!
How does the world se...
Posted by dre on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 12:21:00 PST |
