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About Me

I recently turned 6 on April 20th. Actually my parents are fools and can't remember my birthday so they gave me that date. And they don't even know how old I am, so they made me 6. Yano in cat years that makes me 42. Unfortunatly I have no vocal cords so when I try to "meow" (I hate that word) it sounds more like a hiss. What can I do, I have to communicate some how.
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My Interests

I enjoy a multitude of activities. Sleeping, playing with fake mice (my dad's a vegetarian), eating greenies, licking my ass, rolling in dirt, sleeping in my pink princess bed, being outside, hiding and licking my ass.

I'd like to meet:

I don't care about no one but me. I'd rather not meet anyone new. Especially kids. I am absolutly annoyed when anyone new comes into my house, I do not like new people. They don't even know how a purrfectly pretty cat needs to be handeled. And if you don't like my hair cut "WHATEVER". I think I'm beautiful and thats all that matters. Besides, who are they to make fun of anyone.

Music:

Phish, The Birds, Leftover Salmon. Yano hippie bands named after my favorite food (sorry dad I'm a closet carnivor)

Movies:

I don't enjoy movies. I'd rather be licking my ass.

Television:

I'm way too refined for tv. However I enjoy a game of tennis now and again.

Books:

Duh, I'm a cat, I can't read.

Heroes:

My mother, she strives to make me happy. She also makes sure my food had liver in it, my favorite! I can't think of any other cat that I look up to other then myself.