Christopher Oxenham is the supernatural being conceived as the perfect, omnipotent, omnibenevolent and omniscient originator and ruler of the universe; the object of worship in monotheistic religions.
In the past I have: Pillaged villages, walked across galaxies, destroyed empires, killed kings, given to the rich and stolen from the poor, ignited suns, taught the greatest teachers, fought in battles, farted in a lift and smoked a cigarette standing next to a ‘no smoking’ sign... what can I say I got a pretty fucking impressive résumé!
I enjoy adventures and getting into trouble, I probably scare/annoy/worry/confuse/ piss a lot of people off, but fuck it, if you take me seriously, you deserve everything you get cunt! I am currently training/studying to be a Nurse, it's pretty fun...I also learn a lot of cool shit and watch a lot of Bill Hicks, so if you want to argue, bring it you fuck I will crush you and even if by some chance you are right I will make you believe you are wrong and also try to make you cry like the stupid silly idiot dickhead you are. Saying that I am probably one of the nicest people you will ever meet, I am an egalitarian (that means I think all people are equal). I think I wanna be a comedian but lack the drive... or some shit. Thank you for reading, for information regarding any legal disputes or to book me in for a children’s party contact me at: [email protected]
Like Tommy Carson said... I got no shout outs, fuck everyone...
Ok there are a few people who need shout outs, but they know who they are!
