The Plane Crash |
I have a recurring dream about dying in a plane crash. In fact, I had one last night. It's happened so much I feel that I'm as much an expert in dying in plane crashes as any living being can be. I'm ...
Posted by Mr_Awesome_Pants on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 05:18:00 PST |
The Internet Porn |
Dear Internet Porn, These last ten years have been quite a trip, have they not? My letter to you now, however, is not one of celebration... I don't feel like we are the same anymore. We just don't ...
Posted by Mr_Awesome_Pants on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:49:00 PST |
The Mexicans |
SSOO ; yeah two s and two o! beat that. But seriously. Let's talk about Mexicans. Hey I love em just like any other minority including the heterosexual white male conservative (me). But one thing I go...
Posted by Mr_Awesome_Pants on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 03:51:00 PST |
The Free Water |
So, long time no blog, yeah, whatever. Anyway. Flavor of the day is this free water business. Yeah free fucking water. Get ready it's a long one. What is the goddamn deal? Seriously? Who thought of t...
Posted by Mr_Awesome_Pants on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 08:52:00 PST |
The Black People and Such |
I am getting so fuckling tired of hearing these Politically Correct terms for a person's race: African Americans, Native American, blah blah blah. i stay stop that shit. What pisses me off is all thes...
Posted by Mr_Awesome_Pants on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 10:32:00 PST |
The Churches |
Ok so i look out the window of my office and i can count 6 churches. Yeah you guessed it, that pisses me off. This is why. Read my reasons before you flame me for something you may not understand. i l...
Posted by Mr_Awesome_Pants on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 10:42:00 PST |
The Ice Cubes |
Stop Putting Ice In My Drink-This really pisses me off, what the fuck is the point of ice in a drink? Keeps it cold, bull shit! its cold when you get it. Fountain drinks are already cold. ice is just ...
Posted by Mr_Awesome_Pants on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 10:40:00 PST |
The Posers |
Ok so the other night me and my right hand lady went to get a movie. We were looking at the DVD's and i saw this kid standing down the wall looking at flicks too. I thought he was this kid i wanted to...
Posted by Mr_Awesome_Pants on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 10:41:00 PST |
The Mother Fuckers |
you faker motherfuckers. quit stealing my girlfriends pics. what kind of piece of shit are you? too ashamed to show you over-weight fat body? or are you some sick perv trying to get off on 22 year old...
Posted by Mr_Awesome_Pants on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 10:29:00 PST |
The Trend |
Be what you be. im so tired of seeing the same rent-a-personalities e-walking around the web. Get some balls. Be true. If you screen name is MeanMonkeyThug4Life. Then don't sign girls guestbooks like:...
Posted by Mr_Awesome_Pants on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 10:42:00 PST |
