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William G

Pushing the boundaries of maturity

About Me


So my name is William and I come from Nailsworth, Gloucestershire. I now live in Manchester after finishing a degree in Sociology and currently run my own web design firm (www.wardner.co.uk).
I also run a couple of websites that I would like you to check out and contribute on : www.goodbeeronline.co.uk and www.manchestercurryreview.com.
I am that point in my life where I just trying to earn some serious dollar and get some concrete of my own. I've done the whole travelling, raving, extreme sporting, DJing lifestyles, and now want to make my mark on the twinterweb(Hell yeah, I'm a nerd). My driving motivation at the moment is getting a cat - but I can't get one til I buy my own house, so I need money so I need to work. The little things in life can sometimes cost a lot, life sucks eh :)
I love meat, beer, good music, women (only one), family (I am an Uncle of 6, soon to be 7), my friends, video games, Spurs, cooking, learning, driving, talking crap, playing jokes on people that only I find funny, being the boy who cried wolf.
I have a few nick names such as Shiftcrack/Wilyam/Wilag/Tosser/Scumbag/Pervert/Jesus/Bin Laden, but you can call me King.
Anyway I love catching up with new/old buddies on Myspace so drop me a holla.
Going to my 4th Glastonbury this 2007 - Pear cider, jerk chicken, good music, good times, jerking off.

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Name: William Roger Wilsdon Gardner
Birthday: 28th Jan 1983
Thoughts First Waking Up: Snooze
Your Best Physical Feature: Some say my forearms, I say my heart (wretch)
Your Bedtime: 11 weeknight, N/A weekend
Your Most Missed Memory: Weekends beating brothers at SNES
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi Max, however Diet Coke with Cherry rules. RIP Vanila Coke :(is
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King - the fries kick ass and the burgers taste of flavour
Single or Group Dates: Single - it means I have to talk less
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton, although PG is the ONLY tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate, but Vanila in shakes
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, no milk no sugar. I like my coffee like I like my men.
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Yes, but only as poetic fucking expression
Do you Sing: To myself, beautifully
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, and moisturise twice daily
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that, ate and pooped out the t-shirt
Do you want to get Married: Yes, but only if its forever (duh)
Do you belive in yourself: Yes, but am becoming increasingly confused with my virtual
Do you get Motion Sickness: If I can smell fear then yes
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes, like I said I moisturise twice daily
Are you a Health Freak: Yes, until I go and ruin all my good work with beer and takeaways
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, me and my Dad think we're well funny
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, but I see rain too much
Do you play an Instrument: Ableton ;)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes, ahem
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes - I got free Starbucks as they were too dumb to work the Chip & Pin machine.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, shame
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, I saw some though
In the past month have you been on Stage: No, my stage days are done
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, my girlfriend is sitting with me in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G me
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, but going to Cornwall in summer ;)
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Someone's sanity
Ever been Drunk: Many, many times
Ever been called a Tease: I like to tease people about their presents before they have them
Ever been Beaten up: Yes, however as part of a third party, I'm too solid for that
Ever Shoplifted: Yes, who hasn't
How do you want to Die: With my family
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A sociology legend/Clarkson/A nerd/Screech/A bra
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan or America - I haven't seen enough of U.S, however f*cked that place is.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Depends on hair, but green or blue
Favourite Hair Color: Depends on eyes ;)
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Shorter than me,
Weight: Wait for what?
Best Clothing Style: Boho, Vintage, Retro, Jeans and T, Scarfs do it for me big time
Number of CDs I own: 500+
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1 - Not entering the Lottery every week since day 1 and getting a credit card
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My Interests

Music - Food - Music production (Ableton) - Web design (www.wardner.co.uk) - Video games - DJing- Travel - Culture vulturing - Nintendo DS/Xbox 360 - Sociology - Doing nothing and everything online - Poor humour and other related groaning at gags - Metacafe - Driving vans and campervans - 'Raving' - Drinking -

I'd like to meet:

Jeremy Clarkson - we could spend all day in hyperbole heaven. (On describing the engine of an Aston Martin Vantage : "It's like Barry White, chewing on bees!"

Music:

Mostly: Downtempo/chilled - Drum and Bass - Breaks - Dubstep - Electronica - Hiphop - Jazz - Classical - Ninja tune type stuff - Non-shouty rock/indie.Cat Power, Willis, Savath & Savalas, 4Hero, Ninja Tune, Mr Scruff, Roy Ayers, Skapel, Wagon Christ, Nuyorican Soul, Ammon Contact, Aphex Twin, Tricky, RJD2, Prefuse 73, Autechre, Four Tet, Sigur Ros, Portishead, Massive Attack, Mum, Blockhead, Hint, Ikon, Bonobo, Lamb, Nitin Sawhney, Broadway Project, Daedelus, One Self, DJ Vadim, MF Doom, Gorillaz, Nightmars on Wax, Ulrich Schnauss, Zero 7, Wagner, Prodigy, Dirtchamber, Leftfield, The Avalanches, Orbital, Chemicals, Vex'd, Virus Syndicate, M.I.A, Roisin Murphy, Tiefschwarz, DJ Cutlass, Deekline and Wizard, Air, Bjork, Kid606, Michael J Rocks, Godspeed You Black Emperor!, EXHILE, Boards of Canada, Dntel, Luke Vibert, Chris Clark, Explosions in the Sky, Ceephax, Boom Bip, UNKLE, Ventian Snares, ZILLA, Tipper, Steve Reich, Squarepusher, DJ Yoda, Aim, Atmosphere, Fingathing, Edan, DJ Shadow, Dangermouse, Dr. Octagon, Herbaliser, MC Pitman, New Flesh, Roots Manuva, Foreign Beggars, Grand Central, Betaband, Blur, The Killers, Gomez, Frans Ferdinand, Plaid, David Holmes, Bright Eyes, Kaiser Cheifs, Graham Coxon, Jazzanova, Nina Simone, Verve, Wynton Marsalis, Bob James, Chet Baker, Miles Davis, Herbie Hancock, Giles Peterson collective, Sugababes, Rocky 4 soundtrack, Roni Size, Scientist, Bowie, Elton John, Fun lovin Criminals, Lenny kravitz, Paul Simon, The Magic Numbers, The Flaming Lips, Barry White, Minnie Rippleton, Sia, McKay, Daft Punk, Dillinja, Krust, High Contrast, Hospital Records, Cyantific, Adam F, Logistics, London Electricity, Jon B, Noisa, Tech Itch, Calyx, Pendulum, Hype, Shy Fx, Entity, Easy Rollers, Fresh, Friction, Zinc, Jamie Lidell, Flanger, Cinematic Orc, Neutral Milk Hotel, Roxette, Beth Orton, Aquasky, Autobots, Baobinga, Breakfasterz, Fusetrax, Ed209, Hardcore Beats, Deep Impact, Electrosluts, Dj Quest, Distortionz, Strategy and Luke Vex, Stantons, Plump Djs, Plodstep AND Tearout ;), Mr Psik, Ils, Resonant Evil, Queen, The Bodysnatchers, 30HZ, J Dilla, Quantic Soul Orchestra, Susumu Yokota, Bugz In The Attic, Honeyroot, Si Begg, Mark One, Jose Gonzalez, Talvin Singh, CSS, REALLY liking TC right now - proper bad DNB, Arcade Fire, Ray Lamontagne, Lilly Allen, Klaxons, Just Jack, The Automatic, Razorlight,

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My Blog

The England match

Okay.  So England B vs Belarus.   Sure, the game was a mess with Owen scoring a blatently offside goal. Belarus scoring when our keeper was down on the floor waiting to be stretchered o...
Posted by William G on Fri, 26 May 2006 01:57:00 PST

Today

May the 4th be with you.
Posted by William G on Thu, 04 May 2006 01:14:00 PST

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:William GardnerBirthday:28th Jan 1983Thoughts First Waking Up:SnoozeYour Best Physical Feature:Some say my forearms, I say my heart  ;)Your Bedtime:11 week...
Posted by William G on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 10:02:00 PST