Matt

I'd like to meet:

Aliens definitely, but during the daytime so they don't scare me. George W Bush, just to see what he's like. Osama bin Laden for the same reason. Britney Spears to see if she really is mental, few other famous nutters like that, might be funny. Leonardo da Vinci to see if he really was just ahead of his time, or if he was just nuts but got really lucky with some ideas. Also, the first people who came up with stuff like skateboards and skis. Cause that stuff doesn't happen by accident, one day some guy must have strapped logs to his feet and shot down a mountain just out of curiosity.
Random Questions Your Friends Need To Know:

**IMPORTANT QUESTIONS**
1. Do you have any pets? Not right now
2. Do you believe in karma? Nope
3. Any tattoos are piercing? or piercings? no.
4. Who do you know tells the best jokes? Me!
5. Have you ever given money to a bum? Yep
6. In your opinion, what has been the best invention? Fire!
7. What is the dumbest invention? Those dump valves that chavs love that go hiss that serve no purpose at all
8. Is your room messy? Yep
9. What is the worst injury you ever had? I fell off my bike and landed on the cross bar. It hurt
10. What movie do you know all the lines to? None!!
11. What is the last movie you saw? Fast and the Furious : Tokyo Drift. absolute shit
12. How many times a month do you go to the movies? never
13. What is your favorite animal? a bograt
14. What color are your bed sheets? blue
15. Is your hair naturally straight or curly? straight
16. What is the video game that you kick ass at? Champ Manager 97/98. old school
17. If you could punch one person who would it be? charley on big brother. a punch aint enough
18. Do you watch cartoons? yeah
19. Do you like Starbucks—or do you think it's just overpriced? overpriced toss
20. What is your favorite smell? doughnuts
21. Favorite Batman? Begins
22. What would you do if a random person offered you candy? fack orf!
23. Are you for capital punishment? oh yes
24. Do you swear? aye
25. Do you believe in the supernatural? nah its bollocks. would be grand if ghosts were real tho
26. Do you like to drive fast? erm.....yes i love it when the bus goes fast
27. Have you ever had braces? nope
28. Favorite Ninja Turtle? i liked splinter - a big talking rat!!!!
29. Have you ever eaten spam? no
30. Do you own a pair of big sunglasses? no
31. What is one thing you actually remember from kindergarten? one lad pulling a woodlouse apart and me blubbing about it
32. Have the cops ever taken you home? nope
33. Have you ever hit a deer? nope
34. Have you ever gone to class drunk? if work counts......yes
35. What color is your room? white i think
36. Are you taller than your mom? yes
37. Beer or liquor? beer
38. What would you do if a leprechaun jumped out of the bushes and took your wallet? kick the little ginger fucker
39. What is the ugliest color to wear in your opinion? pink on blokes is inexcusable
40. What kind of car do you drive? a mini. so small it doesn't exist
41. What kind of cell phone do you have? a shit one that dont work. nokia n73
42. Is their any animal that creeps you out? all them weird deep sea fish
43. Do you own an iPod? How many songs are on it? ipod video, bout 500 i think
44. Ever been in a car accident? sort of
45. Would you be a ninja or a pirate can i be both? a pinja?
46. What is your most overused word/statement? its either 'okeydokey' or the f word
47. What is the funniest word you have ever heard? twatsmacker
48. Do you hate it when people call you ‘dear’? no dear
49. What cartoon character are you most like? taz
50. Can you drive a stick? i could give it a go
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