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Lisa

Zoroastrians Welcome!

About Me

This fall. One woman will rise above - and conquer the .%$*?! dll file.

My Interests

Maintaining a lint free personal evironment.

I'd like to meet:

People who are unusually skilled in the fields of home repair and carpentry. Also, I just recently got some really first rate german butcher knives so you should probably know basic first aid as well. Large friendly dog ownership a plus.

Music:

Industrial covers of disco classics. Connie Francis.

Movies:

Anything that features Henry Rollins in a prominent role.

Television:

"The Thorn Birds" marathons on the WE channel. Because it is Women's Entertainment I should therefore be entertained. Because I am a woman. The wheel is round. I am the uncarved block. Meh.

Books:

Persepolis I&II. Salt. The Thursday Next series.

My Blog

talent for pain

This afternoon, instead of doing what I really wanted to do (mindless celebrity worship downtown) I drove to the dentist under storm clouds of gathering doom. Doomed. DOOMED! The situation is not as d...
Posted by Lisa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

yes you CAN!

Just spoke to D. who shared that he can barely contain the urge to break into the offices of CIN Weekly and shout, "Good god! You mean to tell me that it is possible to enjoy tasty Chinese in Cincinna...
Posted by Lisa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

slumming

Gosh, it turns out that sending random chemistry (test tubes, thermometers) supplies to Latvia is more difficult than you'd think. I'm just disappointed that I haven't come home to find some strapping...
Posted by Lisa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

all it takes is one asshole

Yesterday I went to a prayer service for a guy that I went to high school with. I'd never gone to a prayer service for someone specific, nor am I a regular churchgoer despite regular pleading/thre...
Posted by Lisa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the F train

I was feeling about as fresh as the floor of a subway car when I strolled into work this morning but I managed to bravely soldier on and not do a face dive into my keyboard. Ahem. You would think that...
Posted by Lisa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm well adjusted! Really!

This will come as no surprise to anyone that suffers from a friendship with me, but I have a taste for the macabre. As a child I built toothpick models of the torture devices of the Tower of London fo...
Posted by Lisa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

better than Cats

Okay, so I watched the debates last night. G and I went to Carol's for a debate viewing event sponsored by the League of Pissed Off Voters. Since it was Carol's there can be little or no suspense rega...
Posted by Lisa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Road trips are better than sex. Err..

Actually, not really but that was the best headline I could come up with given my limited brainpower as of late. So. I got out of dodge. I had planned an escape for last weekend anyway. By Thursday I ...
Posted by Lisa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST