A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE dwarf. |
Dwarves were originally introduced to earth by God, the almighty creator and winner of countless biggest beard awards, in 1281, as a means of restoring man's flagging sense of self-worth. The mid...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 17:32:00 GMT |
The Untouchables |
The Untouchables is the 78th best gangster film ever made in the latter part of the decade commonly but worryingly known as the 1980's. It stars little known artist and inventor of the overbite, Kevin...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 07:21:00 GMT |
Orlando Bloom |
Orlando Bloom is the greatest of modern day american actors. Mostly if he were to act alongside any other actor of his generation they would melt and/or die immediately. His portrayal of Lego-land the...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 15:01:00 GMT |
Tescos dilemna |
Recently i had become aware that the security guards in my local tescos were watching me very suspiciously when i went in there. This in turn was making me act in a visibly more suspicious manner due ...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 10:24:00 GMT |
American Idol |
Besides The Sky at Night with Patrick Moore, American Idol is probably the best pop based reality tv show i've seen. It is a high-concept show which involves various members of the american public bei...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 09:45:00 GMT |
