resolution |
Over at the cap o Texas today to hear a resolution read in the Senate and then in the house in honor of my retiring boss. I learned that the sentries in the house are meanies! They kept chasing me dow...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Mar 2009 19:36:00 GMT |
avert ye cabbage patch eyes |
My workplace started participating in this program called "Farm to Work" where you pays yer 25 bucks and you get a giant bag of random vegetables and maybe some fruits. My first bag revealed many trea...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Feb 2009 18:14:00 GMT |
viva las vegas! |
My bride and I have been pulled into the fundraising scene here in Austin, primarily on the gay and lesbian side of the money-raking smorgasbord. Which is just fine, because (1) we are quite supportiv...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Feb 2009 08:27:00 GMT |
inked |
For valentine's, I took my bride to a tattoo shop of ill repute (ill as in: "That's totally ill, dude!") on South Lamar to get her some ink. I made the appointment with tattoist extraordinaire Karen S...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Feb 2009 04:42:00 GMT |
darwin's wife choosing |
Rick Weiss wrote an editorial for the Washington Post that described Charles Darwin's contemplation of marriage. Chuck created a "pro" and "con" list titled "Marry" and "Not Marry". Under "Marry", he ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Feb 2009 04:41:00 GMT |
in a fog |
Beautiful fog twonights ago...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Feb 2009 04:40:00 GMT |
shave forever! |
Gillette, adopting a business practice from inner-city crack dealers, sent me their fancy six-blade Fusion shaver for free, unsolicited. Being from good Midwestern countryside stock, I thought my two-...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 13:28:00 GMT |
haiku for Rodan the Monster of the Sky |
haiku for Rodan the Monster of the Sky these buried big birdsawoken by the big bombare murdered by loveToho Studios, having made what they thought would be the only Godzilla sequel, moved on to creat...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Feb 2009 13:01:00 GMT |
Haiku for Godzilla Raids Again and Gigantis, the Fire Monster |
Haiku for Godzilla Raids Again and Gigantis, the Fire Monster Godzilla is dead!H-bomb testing continues&Godzilla is back!Due to the success of the original, this first of an ungodly number of seque...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jan 2009 13:36:00 GMT |
haiku for the movie "The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms" |
haiku for the movie "The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms"from the frozen depths rises a lost dinosaurlunch in NYC!This movie, released in 1953 on the heels of the successful 1952 release of 1933's "King Ko...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jan 2009 10:23:00 GMT |
