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My hair is now shorter than it was just a few hours ago. I would have asked for it to be shorter, but the dude was wielding sharp instuments so I tipped him and ran out the door. Also, he sprayed so...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Feb 2005 16:32:00 GMT

Fuck American Dad

God that show sucks ass. Fuck it. I downloaded it (illegally of course) and now I want my bandwith back. Its nothing but Family Guy with a bullshit forced premise that is fucking pointless and NO...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Feb 2005 19:55:00 GMT

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I'd just like to say for the record, I was probably still drunk when I showed up at work this morning. Cursed nectar of the Gods. Pouring some cereal the other day, Cheerios to be exact, and all o...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Feb 2005 19:35:00 GMT

Ahh the simple joys of music

I almost forgot that Offspring hasn't always sucked. They actually used to be pretty fucking kickass. Can't help but laugh at them now though for that song Smash, and I quote: "I'm not a trendy ass...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Feb 2005 19:31:00 GMT

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You ever feel like you're trapped in a commercial for a sleeping pill? Everything seems just slightly not real to me lately, and not in that good drunk sort of connected with everyone sort of way. M...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Feb 2005 20:08:00 GMT

Yay for me!

I made a reseveration for the UMass thingy. Now comes the getting off my ass part. Free beer last night. God it was awful! Miller and Molson. Couldn't even spring for something decent. That sa...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Jan 2005 16:47:00 GMT

Just fucking do it already

Well, I requested the Saturday in like 2 weeks off so that I can go to UMass's open house thingy. That of course is only one of at least three sets required in fucking dealing with this though. Step...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Jan 2005 23:04:00 GMT