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Anthony Von Slaughter

Kill the Cheerleader destroy the world

About Me

I live in the American Gardens Building on the 11'th floor. My name is Anthony. I am 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use an water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial mask witch I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

My Interests

Rubber Johnny is a hyperactive, shape-shifting mutant child, kept locked away in my basement. With only his feverish imagination and his terrified dog for company, he finds ways to amuse himself in the dark.

I'd like to meet:

Jack Daniels.

Music:

If only hipsters didn't exist, the true depth of this kind of music would seep into the black hearts of every man, woman and child.MTV GET OFF THE AIR!

Movies:

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You are a Return of the Living Dead Zombie. You
were brought back from the grave by exposure to
245-Trioxin. You crave the heavenly taste of
spicy brains to stop the pain of being dead.
You are virtually indestructible, as even
burning you up will create Zombie Rain and
raise more zombies. ..

Books:

Im reading about life after death and many other mysteries baffling mankind.