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Oli

slowerbutharder

About Me

I like watching amputee porn and baking cakes...i also like abducting old people from coffe mornings...so watch out!!!! If anyone would like to join me in starting a slipknot tribute band then please message me but you can fuck off if you think your being Mick #7 because he's mine.On my weekends: i like to dress up as confederate soldier and annoy hooded youths hanging around outside Co-op. I also like to use my body as a human nail at B&Q conventions.

My Interests

Charlie.......as well as making fun of the things she says in her sleep.."I HAVE A BUM"....."GOOD FOR YOU CHARLIE....WEIRDO"..x I steal cats, film them breeding in rabbit runs and then return them to there owners and post the videos on google. ..

I'd like to meet:

Jeff waters or any good metal guitar players. Id love him to teach me some technique that i dont know, and we could laugh at Billie-Joe from Greenday or Tom Delonge. Another guitarist would be Jon Donais from Shadows Fall or mark morton there the shit as well!!!A female porn actor that doesnt have a disease....yeah right.....you'd be lucky to find one of them......ill stick with my hand thanks!!!!!Id also like to meet the man who lives across the street who watches me. ..

Music:

Slipknot, trivium, god forbid, girls aloud, shadows fall, barbra streisand (old fat bitch needs lipo), lamb of god, anything from the 80's thats pop (i mean anything), roadrunner united.

Movies:

Anything on channel 5, indiana jones and the temple of porn, lord of the g strings, TOP GUN

Books:

I read teletext and some sexual disease pamphlet...both were crap reads, and i have written to richard and judy to complain, how did teletext get into there fucking book club anyway?

Heroes:

Matt Bachand, Jon Donais, Mr Pincin....not really.....he lives in a skip....with raccons......and those pubescent turtles guys with the big rat as a leader...they all function as a nice skip family

My Blog

Ive Done It Now

Why the fuck did i set up this shit, It just means im gonna get more annoying messages from people called Belinda in a caravan in Surrey...
Posted by Oli on Wed, 24 May 2006 12:36:00 PST