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About Me

Iâ€™ve been floating around in Myspaceland for sometime now, and I like to think I have a selection of â€˜friendsâ€™ of the finest calibre. Some are true friends, some are pretty to look at, some are valuable contacts, some are completely mental, I am proud to say that to my knowledge only one of them is even slightly ginger. This Iâ€™m sure you will find reassuring as you peruse my collection of lovelies. As for me, I am definitely NOT ginger, I maybe practising to be an alcoholic and I am definitely a â€˜Filthy Smokerâ€™, but Iâ€™m not ginger. Ginger is for biscuits, cakes and stir frys, not people, itâ€™s wrong. My Husband and I live at Bishingham Palace in Plymptonstockbridgemouth, Devon, we are blessed to have precisely no children whatsoever, although we do have a small white bear called Alfie, who is the sole beneficiary of our Estate. Although dear Alfie will keep buttering the stairs, I cannot die. Pure Pinot Grigio runs through my veins, and whilst itâ€™s doing a crap job on my face, my innards are completely pickled and hence preserved. Itâ€™s a blessing that I smoke as this stops me regressing internally to an embryonic state, and balances things out nicely. I believe in fun, love, laughter, gin, and people who speak their mind whilst agreeing with me, I am also very fond of Caramac.Whilst we are chatting like this, do keep an eye out for Vanquish Magazine, they have a particularly fabulous Columnist who pops up now and again, Iâ€™m sure youâ€™d love her work Daahhhhling! .

I made my myspace layout using Pimp-My-Profile.com

My Interests

Money, loads of it, hoofing great wads of the stuff. I mean, really Mahoosive stacks of it all over the place. Enough cash to bath in, no...swim in, no...dive into and then swim in. Aaaaah lovely.

I'd like to meet:

The guy in the red T-shirt with blonde curly hair, who carried my unconcious Mum through the Madog crowd outside Kittys last night (Aug bank holiday)- mate, you have restored my faith in humankind, hope your back's ok.

Music:

Varied, very varied, quite scarily varied, how bout a compilation tape of The Sex Pistols, Luther Vandross, Van Halen (Dave Lee Roth days only), Marianne Faithful, Prince, The Zutons, Barry White, Pink, The White Stripes, Jethro Tull, Aerosmith, Rick James, Alishas Attic, The Rolling Stones, The Clash, Adam and the Ants, Guns and Roses, Kiss, The Kings of Leon, Fleetwood Mac, Rage against the Machine, Poison, Little Caesar, and the theme from The Godfather, by the guy who wrote it presumably - hah!!!!By the way, my varied music taste does NOT include Davids Gray and Blunt or anything with Mariah bloody Carey or bagpipes.Please note, I have nothing against the Scotts, in fact Haggis is one of my very favourite things.

Movies:

Anything that enchants, terrifys, or just totally absorbs me. Just so long as when I get to the end I'm not disappointed - I hate that. Oh and the more frantic the car chase/gun fight....the more likely it is I will fall asleep.

Television:

Mmmmn, it's a load of old toss really isn't it?

Books:

No time, wrong I know.

My Blog

Real life Fun Loving Criminals-names witheld to protect the guilty

A party in a Devonport social club, some family of the birthday 'boy' and loads of his chums. Bulging tattooed biceps, scars and broken noses everybloomin'where. Now, I'll chat to anyone and eve...
Posted by Lisa B on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 03:46:00 PST

Just to clarify....

Went and saw Cypher AFTER the birthday party, the two are not connected, just thought I'd let you know. Those Cypher boys are all respectable churchgoing gentlemen, although strangely I didn't see th...
Posted by Lisa B on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 04:49:00 PST

Septembrrrrrrrrr

I'm a contrary cow. A sun-worshipper, who is getting excited about the clocks going back next month. Judging by the freeziness of this morning, winter is definately on it's way. The darker mornings ar...
Posted by Lisa B on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 08:58:00 PST

Back in the Day ! (and proof that Myspace works)

This was me in 1992 (December I think), the outfit was topped off with a pair of thigh boots, and to be fair that's about all that's not changed....I still like a nice pair of thigh boots. Some ...
Posted by Lisa B on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 11:19:00 PST

The Chav and Goth thing

'Them' in the Vanquish office, are scared to print this in case of a Burberry attack. What do you think, anything sound familiar? Two Tribes A basic understanding of what it takes ...
Posted by Lisa B on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 08:51:00 PST

A quiet and civilised Garden Party

Yaayy! My Mum (getting a few mentions lately) is up for an award in this years Plymouth in Bloom competition. Kind of like the Oscars, they tell you you've won something and invite you to the presenta...
Posted by Lisa B on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 10:16:00 PST

Sorry

Didn't get around to telling the August bank holiday story in full, so this is a slightly condensed version. Mum in sad mood. Lisa and Jim take Mum and Rowland out for lunch and then on to see Madog M...
Posted by Lisa B on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 02:59:00 PST

The positive side of mild chemical burns

It's that time of the month again, don't panic, not THAT one. Nope, it's time for the DIY Brazilian, or it might be a Hollywood, don't know, don't care. I do know that the us...
Posted by Lisa B on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 06:23:00 PST

Poorly broken,chewed and gnarled

I have a head full of spanners, on the usual scale this hangover is probably a 7. Not too bad I s'pose, and on the plus side, I do remember getting home. I've had only about 4 hours sleep and I know m...
Posted by Lisa B on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 03:23:00 PST

Torn between two Gods of Rock

My dilemma is this...Cyper are playing at the Junction on Mutley Plain tomorrow night, The Rock 'n' Roll Outlaws are playing at the Phoenix. The lead singer of Cypher is 'easy on the eye', beaut...
Posted by Lisa B on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 10:58:00 PST