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Patrick

Only the strong will survive

About Me

Happy-Go-Lucky...:)

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field.

While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was.

The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story:

1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3. And, when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!

My Interests


I'd like to meet:

Fun, Happy and Positive People. Some new friends and some Old

Music:

Anything with good beats
Dirty

lady marmalade

crazy

Movies:

Adventure, Action romance with happy endings....
adopt your own virtual pet!

Television:

Not a TV fan...

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My Blog

Why People Get Fat

Why People Get Fat by Fred E. Foldvary It has become common knowledge that people in wealthier countries are getting fatter, especially so in the United States. American children are becoming weight...
Posted by Patrick on Thu, 17 May 2007 11:32:00 PST

Weight gain means lower gas mileage

By LINDSEY TANNER, AP Medical Writer Wed Oct 25, 7:43 PM ET CHICAGO - Want to spend less at the pump? Lose some weight. That's the implication of a new study that says Americans are burn...
Posted by Patrick on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 08:54:00 PST

Why Nice Guys Suck....

Note: when I refer to "nice guys" in this article, please understand I'm referring to the self-proclaimed nice guys who are not-so-nice and are, in reality, just insecure, unhappy men looking for love...
Posted by Patrick on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 10:55:00 PST

He Said ** First Date Compatibility **

There are a few things that psychologists can help us with:1.  People tend to marry people highly similar in the lookscategory.2. Women strive to marry "up" in general.3.  People of dissimil...
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 08 May 2006 11:48:00 PST

I do this for Her....

Play with her hair.... Talk to her in the movie theatres.... Hold her hand while you talk.... Tell her she looks pretty.... Look her in the eye when you talk to her.... Tell her stupid jokes.... Let h...
Posted by Patrick on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 09:30:00 PST

Are we for the religion or religion is for us???

Some people think that We are for the religion....like most people in mound the middle-east and some spread around the world. People need something to depend on, it gives them some sort of security. B...
Posted by Patrick on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 03:06:00 PST

Black or White

BLACK MAN WALKS INTO A CAFE EARLY ONE MORNING AND NOTICES HE'S THE ONLY ONE THERE AS HE SAT DOWN HE NOTICED A WHITE MAN SAT BEHIND HIM, THE WHITE MAN SAID "COLOURED PEOPLE ARN'T ALLOWED IN HERE" . ...
Posted by Patrick on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 04:59:00 PST

Why do women leave men?

Interesting question, isn't it?We've all had women leave us...And we've all been in the situation, wondering why she was leaving... and willing to do literally ANYTHING to get her to stay. Read the fo...
Posted by Patrick on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 06:00:00 PST

Bored and confused...

I am sooooooooooooooooooo confused right now...just thinking odd stuff and weird things....At times I know what I want in life and at times I feel I really don't know what I want in life....Idk...I gu...
Posted by Patrick on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 12:07:00 PST