Allow me to explain:
I'm Alyssa (Miss Jackson if you're nasty).
I have this medical condition called "ugly". It burns.
I can have those "Ooo, you know what sound good to eat?..."conversations for hours.
I'd like to do something important in the world.
Something that's easy. And clean. With lots of time off.
I always unintentionally say things that are perfect for proceding "that's what she said."
I'm pretty shy at first and don't really go out of my way for attention.
Everytime I go on to someone's MySpace page I half expect to see Kat Von D's ugly bitch face somewhere on there.
Read these.