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Czech 1, 2

I know that game

About Me

Someone shit on the coats !!!
Alright, about me, where to start.
I'm a year round athlete, between soccer, track, and a game of football between friends, and recently mixed martial arts.
I absolutely love physical activity, I am very hands on.
I am very trusting. Often, I find I'm too much so. It will probably be my downfall (if i ever have some sort of "up-rise").
None of my pics were taken by me, or taken for the sole purpose of putting pics on myspace. i know i need new pictures, but unlike most people, i don't spend butt-loads of time barechested and such tryin to take pictures in the bathroom mirror or emo pictures all day. sorry, that's just not me
I hit up the gym whenever i can, and I swim. Gotta stay in shape.
I like to be random...........at random times
I'm all about jus havin a good time.
I love to party like it's [insert year here]
I can and will be sarcastic and quick-witted
I play electric and acoustic guitar, bass, and used to play the drums.
Without music i would be dead.
I listen to ALL music.
Little things amuse me.
I still buy cds.
I'm a sucker for an underdog
I am very much a man of my word.
I love my family
I am VERY laid back
Fame and Fortune are nice, but all i really want out of life are some real people, some good (maybe retarded) memories with those people, good music, good times, and the scars to prove that i was there.
um, i don't know what else to put. I'll update this every now and then. If you wanna talk sometime, jus go ahead and lemme know.
I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH!!!If you wanna holla at me sometime, then just message me or leave a comment. ill let you know now though, for the most part, i won't "speak unless spoken to", so if you wanna talk, don't wait for me, jus make the first move. I'm too busy and know too many people to get on here and leave EVERYONE a lil something on a regular basis.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Zach, Jew, Corn Bits, Tiny, Starpuff, Big Dawg, Numerous others...
Birthday: February 20, 1987
Birthplace: Laurel, Maryland
Current Location: Laurel, Maryland
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: lot of Eastern European and Western Asia
The Shoes You Wore Today: Adidas Sambas
Your Weakness: I care
Your Fears: Failing others/ letting someone down
Your Perfect Pizza: extra cheese, sausage, mushroom, little to no sauce
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: i dunno
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: no idea
Thoughts First Waking Up: where are my clothes, and who is she?
Your Best Physical Feature: you tell me
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: those insane highschool memories
Pepsi or Coke: cream soda
MacDonalds or Burger King: don't really care
Single or Group Dates: i will settle for a date at all
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: meh, doesn't matter
Do you smoke: no
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: um, no
Do you Shower Daily: possibly
Have you Been in Love: i think
Do you want to go to College: too late
Do you want to get Married: eventually
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: no
Are you a Health Freak: certain aspects, yes
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: what?
Do you play an Instrument: guitar, bass, hollowed out fish, used to play drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: perscription
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: in battle
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Somebody
What country would you most like to Visit: new zealand, ireland, scotland,...
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: longer
Height: preferably somewhere close to my height, but we'll see
Weight: as long as she takes care of herself, it aint too big of an issue (shitty attempt at a pun)
Best Clothing Style: whatever she wants
Number of Drugs I have taken: the fewer the better, again, we'll see
Number of CDs I own: who cares
Number of Piercings: doesn't matter
Number of Tattoos: doesn't matter
Number of things in my Past I Regret: huh?
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My Interests

Music, Music, Music, Art, Sports, astronomy, computer sciences, working out, guitar, bass, fighting styles,...other stuff i can't remeber at the moment

I'd like to meet:

Anyone really. I mean, why not, everyone has something that they can teach another.

And Eric Prydz, so he can put me in his next sexy ass video. And these gals, Deanne Berry, Laura J. Smith, and Laura More/Muncey?...WATCH THIS VIDEO!!!

And Deez Guyz

Music:

Pretty close to anything. If it sounds good, great. I just hate hearing stuff i like overplayed or massacred by horrible coverbands or little underclassmen who can't sing.

Movies:

i dunno, gimme a movie

Television:

Seinfeld, Family Guy, ATHF, Heroes, Chappelle Show, Cosby Show(s), Fresh Prince of Bel Air, OLD simpsons, jus about anything funny,...

Books:

Angels and Demons, Don Quixote, The Once and Future King, anything by Tom Clancey, still like comics, The Alchemist, Any DC or Marvel based novel, others

Heroes:

Brandon Dicamillo, Mike "M Pizzle" Panzera, Randy Pausch, Buckethead, I can find something i admire in almost anyone, in some aspect of their character...

My Blog

R.I.P Mike

Mike Panzera, The Great M Pizzle, #14, one of the funniest guys I've ever met.  This guy could many anyone laugh, no matter what.  You wouldn't even know him, and he'd still have you laughin...
Posted by Czech 1, 2 on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 10:40:00 PST

rest assured

if i ever see you, or anyone hit a girl, or someone i care about again, rest assured, i will knock you the fuck out.  I do NOT stand for that shit, i will put your ass in a deep sleep.  you ...
Posted by Czech 1, 2 on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 01:18:00 PST

Words of Wisdumb

I have decided that I am going to document the finer moments in my friends' verbal lives.  Some of these are my own as well.  Make sure to check this regulary, cause I'll update it every now...
Posted by Czech 1, 2 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Nicknames

Over my almost 19 years of life thus far, ive accumulated numerous nicknames.  just thought id get list em off.  most of them have stories behind then, so you can ask if you are interested.&...
Posted by Czech 1, 2 on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 08:59:00 PST

Dane Cook at CP

Attention Customers:  The show at CP last night was Fuckin Amazing!!! the opening dude alone was fuckin hilarious, let alone the man himself, Dane Cook, and his wacky antics!!!  Anyone who d...
Posted by Czech 1, 2 on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 05:39:00 PST

Back by popular demand

I got so many replys about this post, that I decided to make a blog out of it.  I admit, the baby part is kinda over the line, but hey, im tired of idiots. And idiots create other idiots.&nb...
Posted by Czech 1, 2 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So sick of this

I can't stand how much I see this all the time.  This is to set the record straight for all you idiots: The Verve Pipe did not do "Bittersweet Symphony", they did "The Freshman" and oth...
Posted by Czech 1, 2 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Idiot

Aight, this is a story about a kid named Dijon. Everyone calls this kid mustard and poupon, and one i made for him, Frenches. Anyways, me and a few friends are in the weightroom at our school, and Let...
Posted by Czech 1, 2 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Idiot (part II)

I hate to beat a dead horse, BUT THIS KID IS TRIPPIN OVER HIS OWN IQ!!! yesterday, a friend had asked why i had placed a comment in my profile (AIM) about the kid, so i told his the whole story. After...
Posted by Czech 1, 2 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST