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About Me

I'm Ryan! I'm great! And guess what..... You're madly in love with me and you know it! My best friend is the pizza man. He's sooooo freaking sexy. Indeed he is. My other best friend wait let me rephrase that... my idol is the emo kid that lives across the street from me. I'm married to him, but I'm cheating on him with the pizza man, and I had his love child. I'm trying to keep it from the the emo kid that lives across the street from me, but he's really smart and he has a 6th sence about me and the pizza man haha JKJKJK... Sad, sad story. Very tragic. It just makes me want to crawl into a small, black hole and eat my skin. Yuck! It doesn't taste very good. I'm sooo... great! XxSARROWxX made this site the dandiest site in the world!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet Fat Mike, wait I've already met him. ummmmm... Matt Skiba, Alakline Trio, Neil Pert from Rush, Timon from the Lion King, and a penguin.

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