Cowhead

Hi my name is Chris. I’m originally from a little city in Massachusetts called Worcester. I now find myself residing in North Carolina. It's not that bad, I actually enjoy it. Life is cheap and life is easy. Occasionally I enjoy great moments of clarity, usually brought on by monumental moments of non-clarity. I'm a firm believer in the American ideal of "You can be anything you want to be," not if you believe you can, but if you have the balls to go out there and take it. Most of the time I live by the seat of my pants. Sometimes, I'm my own worst enemy/largest obstacle. If only I could get out of my own way, I'm confident I could accomplish great things. I have no time for stupidity. I don't refer to stupidity in terms of your SAT score. What I really mean is; I have no time for ignorance. Shit if you don't get Trigonometry then you don't get Trigonometry, you know what I mean? I am in no certain terms short on confidence. I have "IT" whatever "IT" may be. I think alcohol is the most lethal drug out there. You will rarely find someone who just smoked a joint running over kids at a bus stop. I find humor in things that people would otherwise find appalling. I have been arrested, jailed, and found not guilty. It's amazing what high priced lawyers can do for someone, just look at OJ. I like the kind of girl that barks out at you "What the fuck are you looking at" when you're staring at them. I don't like long walks on the beach at sunset. I'd rather be getting a blow job instead. I’m a pessimist, most of the time I see the worst in people. I find it easier to keep your guard up and not get let down, rather than keeping your guard down and getting porked. Generally I'm not stubborn, but I will fight to the death for something I believe in. Unbelievable as it may seem I find myself being a very easy going, go with the flow sort of guy. I think there is someone out there for everyone if you’re willing to broaden your horizons and open up a bit. I'll tell you exactly how I’m feeling when I'm feeling it; life is too short to keep things bottled up inside you. To me, family comes first, whether they are right or wrong, they still come first. I will do anything to help a friend in need, even if it crosses the moral/legal proverbial line in the sand. I'll give anything or anybody at least one shot to prove themselves; however, if you burn me, I'll make your existence a living hell. I operate with complete disregard for humanity. The way I see it, I have but only one short shot at life. I'm going to make the most of it, so you're either with me or against me. If you prefer the latter I wish you the best of luck, and please, feel free to get the fuck out of my way!!!!!