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Paul

About Me

WAIT WAIT WAIT IM AS COOL AS SWANSAN DINNER BOWLS BEFORE YOU HEAT THEM UP COOLER THAN ABERCROMBIE AND YOUR PRECIOUS FITCH BITCH I GOTS 99 PROBLEMS BUT A BITCH AINT ONE IM STRAAIGHT HOOD ALWAYS UP TO NO GOOD URBAN OR SUBURBAN DONT CARE IF YOU DRIVE AN SUV BELIEVE ME DONT CARE IF YOU SEE CLEARLY IM SADLY MISTAKEN MY DIET CONSISTS MAINLY OF BACON CRAZY BUT I UNDERSTAND IT IM A BANDIT OF THE INOCENCE YOUR INSOLENCE WILL FEED MY EDUCATION OF THE DESPERATION MY DEMONSTRATION WILL MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND YA AND HAND YA MORE OF A DICTIONARY THEN WHEN I BEGIN ITS A SIN ARE YA LISTENING WITH A GRIN HOW YA BEEEN ITS A WIN WIN OR A LOOSE DONT CHOOSE AND THATS ALL I WROTE FOR NOW BUT THIS IS WHAT IM REALLY LIKE i own a carnivorious plant i wake up at noon i buy my own toothpaste i can grow a beard if neccisary. and im better than anyone you know at hacky sack i live in a 130 year old haunted mansion. . i used to watch scrubs. ive tied sheets together and snuck out my window. i am a drunken muse. i can juggle but i do it weird. and everything is so funny that i forgot to laugh . i am dying to live. nuclear war is a looming threat. i skate when im bored which becomes skateboardom, susan boyle has not changed my life. im a waiter thats tired of waiting. i have a grill but not on my teeth. i am a natural born psychadeligate i have deja vu and i can give it to you i am a natural born psychadeligate i have deja vu and i can give it to you i am a natural born and merrilly merrilly merrilly life is but a dream etc...... so on and so fourth etc...... love many trust few always paddle your own canoe.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

god but im scared ta die so maybe like a living god. ive met a lot of good people so some more like that . a female with a heart of gold maybe ive met her maybe not. and of coarse ben stiller duh. oh and the voice of sponge bob. but i would insist he talk like sponge bob the whole time, then i would tell him to prank call one of my friends and talk about details of their life only i or someone close to them would Know just to trip them out. and i would let them believe it was real for the rest of their life. LORDY DONT YOU LEAVE ME ALL BY MYSELF object width="425" height="344"> ..

My Blog

a man with nothing left to lose

has nothing left to fear.
Posted by on Mon, 07 Dec 2009 19:52:00 GMT

death can silence even the loudest voice

but the written word remains unscathed
Posted by on Sat, 14 Nov 2009 02:11:00 GMT

im as bad as the worst

but thank god, im as good as the best
Posted by on Sat, 14 Nov 2009 02:06:00 GMT

lifes a stoop

so sit with me
Posted by on Sat, 14 Nov 2009 02:04:00 GMT

houston we have a drinking problem

bad asstronaut
Posted by on Sat, 14 Nov 2009 01:59:00 GMT

fly phly high

we must push through life like birds in a storm
Posted by on Sat, 14 Nov 2009 01:12:00 GMT

redemption

my sacrafice, god, is a broken spirit. do not spurn a broken, humbled heart
Posted by on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 16:46:00 GMT