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AVENGELINE

bring me your road kill, i'll make you a pocketbook. HAIL ERIS!!!

About Me

she went to the school of miss chrocodile where she learned to walk backwards and skin black cats with her teeth soon she could wear the loot of dead pirates cook zee perfect gumbo and telephone the moon collect but it took sixty six doctors to fix her after she kissed that snake table, tr, td { background-color:transparent;

My Interests

beer, dead things,pretty girls, my boyfriend, my best friends, my family especially, my brother and sisters, my kittens, being outside, sunshine, snuggling, peeing, trains. discord, confussion, being impulsive, vulnerability, passion. chaos.

I'd like to meet:

Avatars of chaos act as spies, saboteurs, criminals of amour fou, neither selfless nor selfish, accessible as children, mannered as barbarians, chafed with obsessions, unemployed, sensually deranged, wolfangels, mirrors for contemplation, eyes like flowers, pirates of all signs & meanings"- hakiem bey aim- getminesugarioti want to meet girls that want to kiss me 3

Music:

in no particular order, snoop dog, outkast, dick dale and his del tones, richi valens, mr. bungle, antiskism, romantic gorrilla, ye ye girls, bikini kill, man is the bastard, bath tub shitter, cripple bastards, anal cunt, OLD DIRTY, the coup, dead prez, grazy train, blondie, adult, bone thugs, the boogie nights sound track, l7, ect ect ect

Movies:

dead alive, the re animator series, waynes world, johns water's nasty stuff with the a team like desperate living, fern gully, james and the giant peach, bulworth, you know.... i really like lesbian porn.

Television:

plastic surgery, ren and stimpy, law and order svu.tv is stoooooooopid. go climb a fuckin tree

Books:

the illuminatus trilogy, principia discordia, tom robbins, shel silverstien, kurt vonnegut, chuck pallinuik, ishmeal, lolita, quantum touch, asian health secrets, tank girl ect.

Heroes:

hail eris cosmo kramer RIP old dirty this cat erica tassia the love of my life nelson mandella

My Blog

012807, written by maat brown, erica lavoie, evangeline white, eric white

..> 012807, written by maat brown, erica lavoie, evangeline white, eric white [Jan. 29th, 2007|02:01 pm] just say there are no demons in my body, just say it . i cant say that . just say it . no, t...
Posted by AVENGELINE on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 06:19:00 PST

you know you're from LI when...

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A LONG ISLANDER WHEN..1. You feel like you know Howard Stern2. You live in the shadow of the greatest city in the world, but you never go there3. When you're away from Long Island, you...
Posted by AVENGELINE on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 10:50:00 PST

sooo proud

kiki was head butting me so i taught her how to say wesley willis! i also taught her how to say epidural, fruit nectar, and freaky ass.freaky ass is lees favorite term.i also taught both lee and kiki ...
Posted by AVENGELINE on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 12:12:00 PST

THE BEST INVENTION EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE BABY BOTTLE!!!!! it not only lessens the labor of mothers it is the most conveinent and easy tool of relaxation ever! i love the babybottle because i can drink any liquid of my choice while layi...
Posted by AVENGELINE on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 04:15:00 PST

three months to three years

they asked me for a form of ID and then asked me who started it. i siad i did and then they arrested me and let him go. right now i can barley walk i have bruises all over my body and the cops didnt e...
Posted by AVENGELINE on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 11:49:00 PST

new scary dream

titanic sinking/ dead bodies - Dec 6, 2006 --> google_ad_section_start --> first i dreampt that i was on the modern version of the titanic, everyone who was on it was that ithad to sink bec...
Posted by AVENGELINE on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 11:44:00 PST

abortion dream

a dark blurry old woman creature she is laughing menacing. maybe she is a shaman, evil but i trusther. she hands me and five other naked fertile looking girls with long curly hair all differentcolors ...
Posted by AVENGELINE on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 09:02:00 PST

prehistoric amazon drop (another dream)

i had a dream i was drifting along the amazon river, only smaller and cleaner and the water was verystill. every color was bright, gprgous blues pinks and purples. it was sunrise and i could heartropi...
Posted by AVENGELINE on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 09:01:00 PST

a dream from a little while ago "meat"

tunnle vission. im in the home i grew up in as a little girl. everything is pitch black outside butsomthing keeps knocking once very lightly on ech window. i follow it from the back bedroom to eachwin...
Posted by AVENGELINE on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 09:00:00 PST

if you have a problem with the cunt thing, you deserve an explanation

"Cunt, however, doesn't even sound like a swear word - it's far too full and luscious sounding, like 'succulent' or 'fecund'. The origins of the word are in 'cunnus' a Latin word from which come...
Posted by AVENGELINE on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 10:26:00 PST