Evolution |
It is rather disconcerting to think that it is only in the last fifty some odd years that public schools have taught evolution as the creation of man, rather than the idea that Adam and Eve created ou...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 13:36:00 GMT |
To: God From: Me |
Dear God,Thank you very much for your earthly servants. I am referring to members of the clergy here. There is nothing more painfully alluring than a man who is supposed to be abstinent for life. It m...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 00:02:00 GMT |
Smoking |
I really wish smoking pot made your dog talk to you. That would have made my life extra awesome. Unfortunately, that just never happens. That commercial where the dog is chastising his owner? Well fir...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 11:49:00 GMT |
Paper towels (part 2) |
FUCK PAPER TOWEL COMPANIES.I am now absolutely convinced that paper towel companies do not employ people with children. I just watched, in complete astonishment, a commercial for Viva paper towels. Th...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 15:11:00 GMT |
Mashed potatoes |
I'm eating the most delicious mashed potatoes. They have been in a box for two days, are colder than Satan's mercy, and they are still the most delicious mashed potatoes in the world. Seriously, each ...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 20:29:00 GMT |
Gerard Butler |
Okay, God, we need to talk. I'm sick of you making really hot men and putting them an entire ocean away from me. Seriously, what the fuck is up with that? Why don't you put some chiseled good looks ov...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 16:37:00 GMT |
Flash Ads |
Who the fuck is responsible for these?I just spent ten minutes staring at a hypnotic Flash ad on Myspace, where a white man in karate duds is slapping a fat Japanese man's belly. It actually looks mor...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 23:37:00 GMT |
Walking |
Fuck you, driver of a large car. Get the fuck out of my way. I am politely obeying the rules of the road, and walking when that little white man blinks opposite the street. SO STOP TRYING TO FUCKING K...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 19:38:00 GMT |
Blog cheating |
To appease my one true love so she keeps sending me pictures of her in promiscuous positions*, I'm cheating at blogging and stealing an entry from two years ago:*if I had my way, this would be a true ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 23:06:00 GMT |
Mass murder |
I'm for it.
I can't really articulate why. Something about the thought of people running and screaming in horror and fear just excites me to no end. The very idea that all that stupidity, all that vap...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 00:36:00 GMT |
