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About Me

♣ I am very crude, morbid, and not the least bit lady-like.
♣ Sarcasm is how I get by.
♣I will do just about anything on a dare.
♣My friends have pointed out that I'm a cocky asshole. (thanks Chris and Noah!) They're probably just jealous.
♣ I love my liquor.
♣ But I am a mean drunk - consider yourself warned!
♣I am not a fan of makeup on a regular basis.
♣I find it hilarious to be politically incorrect.
♣I have been accused on more than one occasion of being a liberal hippie feminist.
♣I am amused by bodily functions.
♣I say "seriously/for serious" a little too much.
♣I have a slight obsession with the Chupacabra.♣My "your mom" jokes can get a little out of control.
♣I make no apologies for the person I am and have nothing to prove to anyone.
♣I have the most amazing boyfriend ever.
♣I'm a small-town girl with HUGE dreams.
♣The best memories are made in the car with the radio all the way up singing at the top of my lungs with friends.
♣I love to be creative, however I'm not very artistic -- a rather sad combination.
♣I'm not interested in being the prettiest or trendiest or most popular.
♣At the end of the day, all I want is to help make this world a better place.
♣Eventhough he can be a pain in the butt, I absolutely adore my dog.
♣All the little things make me the happiest.
♣I absotively posolutely love road trips and just getting in the car with friends not knowing where we will end up.
♣I don't understand what is so difficult about using turn signals.
♣I hate gum and I hate it when people chew gum.
♣I love my blue jeans.Myspace Graphics
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My Interests

life
love
happiness
thrift stores
garage sales
mismatched furniture
used book stores
writing on my walls
vintage tees
educational television
delusions of grandeur
friends
intellectual stimulation
memories
body modification
bad horror movies
converse allstars
gothic architecture
puppies
garden gnomes
irish/celtic anything

I'd like to meet:

The creator of those Bud Light radio commercials - GENIUS! And lets not forget the inventor of cheese in a can!!

All that you accomplish or fail to accomplish with your life is the direct result of your thoughts.
~James Allen

Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts.
~ Albert Einstein

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
~ Albert Einstein

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not whither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
~ JRR Tolkien

Music:

any kind of rock - especially 90's alternative and classic: Smashing Pumpkins, Nirvana, Pink Floyd, Nine Inch Nails, Journey, The Cranberries, CAKE, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Foo Fighters, Perfect Cirlce etc.

Movies:

King Arthur, Girl Interrupted, Boondock Saints, Star Wars IV, V and VI, Hair, Death to Smoochy, Shaun of the Dead, American Psycho, The Princess Bride, Newsies, Dogma, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Ever After, Forrest Gump, Lord of the Rings, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Dead Poets Society, Equilibrium, Tristan & Isolde

Television:

House, Grey's Anatomy, The Office, Discovery Channel, History Channel

Books:

Angels & Demons, Da Vinci Code

My Blog

I’ve got this itch...

Not like that, sickos! I've got the itch to get up and go! I want to move! I don't know where to, but I want it to be far away from here. I'm sick of people and places holding me back from what I want...
Posted by Emily on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 06:47:00 PST

My saga!

As I was telling someone earlier today, my life is like a romantic comedy. Everything goes wrong and its funny when its not happening to you. To be honest, I must laugh at myself at times too. I have ...
Posted by Emily on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 07:52:00 PST

insert random inside joke here

There are roughly a bajillion things (its just a rough estimate) that I don't miss about high school. But there is one thing about high school that I really really do miss. Having a group of friends t...
Posted by Emily on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 08:11:00 PST

A rose by any other name...

I just feel like writing, ya know? Sometimes the mood just strikes. I have nothing to say really... I just want to jot something down. I'm rather pensive... yet I have nothing to say. This is my rambl...
Posted by Emily on Sat, 10 May 2008 12:24:00 PST

Feed the starving children of the world

My friend showed me to this website that is ingenious! It improves your vocab and for every word you get correct, it donates 20 grains of rice. Since the website started in October of 2007, over 30 bi...
Posted by Emily on Thu, 01 May 2008 09:27:00 PST

In case you were wondering...

Life's a bitch. Then you die. Any questions?
Posted by Emily on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 03:51:00 PST

Random thoughts

People call me crazy. I mean, its true, but they don't even know! I tell people I'm going to die young and they give me this really strange look. I've had this feeling that I won't live to see 40 for,...
Posted by Emily on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 10:49:00 PST

Dear Alcohol...

Dear Alcohol.... First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours.As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're ...
Posted by Emily on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 07:30:00 PST

Because I know you want to....

There's this book... its called "My Horizontal Life." And yes, it is what you're thinking. It was written by a stand up comic (Chelsea Handler) who is a self-proclaimed slut and it's all about her dif...
Posted by Emily on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 11:34:00 PST