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Tyson

TOUCHDOWN, VIKINGS!!!!

About Me

I'm cool, fun, good-looking, charming, intelligent, strong, and most of all, humble.

My Interests

Minnesota Vikings, Minnesota Twins, sports, writing, bodybuilding, reading, lawn care, theatre, psychology, politics, Christian spirituality, computers, theme parks, beaches, dogs, sociology, nutrition, movies, music, Iowa Hawkeyes, Minnesota Gophers, Minnesota Timberwolves, tennis, Orlando Magic, Disney World, Disney Quest, Islands of Adventure, West Virginia Mountaineers football (thanks, Darren)

I'd like to meet:

God.

Music:

Zebrahead, MXPX, Relient K, Simple Plan, Travail, Voodoo Hodown, Tool, Blink 182, System of a Down, Guns n Roses, Disturbed, Good Charlotte, Sum 41, Hangnail, Beastie Boys, Eminem, Lit, Green Day, Linkin Park, Dixie Chicks

Movies:

Clerks, Full Metal Jacket, American Pie, Wedding Crashers, Star Wars: Episode III, Road Trip, Tommy Boy, The Deer Hunter, Bull Durham, Dumb and Dumber, Better Off Dead, A Fish Called Wanda, Waiting for Guffman, Fargo, A Simple Plan, Borat

Television:

Survivor, Family Guy

Books:

The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time by Mark HaddonAnything by Kurt Vonnegut or Dave Barry, the Harry Potter series, Summer of '42 by Herman Raucher, The Godfather by Mario Puzo, Reinventing Yourself by Steven Chandler, Body for Life by Bill Phillips

Heroes:

Jesus Christ, my wife, my dad, the FFB, Walt Disney, Sylvester Stallone, Kevin Smith, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kirby Puckett, Ahmad Rashad, Dave Barry, PA and Dubay, Jim Rome, Howard Stern, Bob Costas

My Blog

God Bless You, Mr. Vonnegut

My favorite writer, Kurt Vonnegut, passed away this week.  No one wrote/writes with the same wit, imagination, originality or cynicism as Vonnegut.   I once watched a video of a Vo...
Posted by Tyson on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 06:57:00 PST

Tagged by a Cow

My friend, Holy Cow, tagged me to write 10 things about myself, and to tag 5 more people.  Here are my ten things  the first two were on Holy Cow's list.  I am the person directly involved ...
Posted by Tyson on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 06:21:00 PST

It's the most wonderful time of the year

FOOTBALL!!!!!
Posted by Tyson on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 06:56:00 PST

Dustin Fox

Today, the Vikings cut Dustin Fox, the only "Fox" in team history.  The ramifications of this is that I will NOT be buying a "Fox" Viking jersey, as I had been considering. Dustin Fox was a 2005 ...
Posted by Tyson on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 07:03:00 PST