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Chris

I'm too old for this shit.

About Me

My sister set up my MySpace for me, that's why it sucked ass for awhile. J/K. I love you sister. I work way too fucking much, weekends are all I have to do what ever I want which is usually getting drunk and naked. I probably won't update this thing very often and sorry about the lack of pics because I must admit I am a pretty motherfucker.

My Interests

riding, soccer and building a roof over my best tool.

I'd like to meet:

Yo' Mama.

Music:

Tool, Korn, Metallica, Pink Floydd.... mainly rock, I like to mix in a little Britney Spears now and then.

Movies:

Old School, Super Troopers, Van Wilder, Grandma's Boy and I can't forget The Notebook

Television:

Family Guy. It's the only show I have time for. That's not an excuse, I make time for this show.

Books:

Maxim, FHM, Stuff. Those are books right?

Heroes:

My new hero is Nacho Libre