A Girl's Charm is 50% Illusion

About Me

â€œ"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?â€
Teenagers and Drugs that Don't Work

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The name is Hattie
But I'll answer to just about anything
Except Lou Lou. Ugh.
I'm really rather ditzy
Almost blonde.
FORMER Band Captain
And I miss all my band kids
(and stripping for them)
Though Jessica will do a great job
I still play flute.
And yes, ZOMBIES STILL SCARE ME
Alice In Wonderland and Catcher in the Rye are my absolute favorite books of all time
I really love to talk.
Almost as much as I like writing.
Late night conversations are like an addiction.
2AM
No, I am STILL not a lesbian.
Band Geeks are the sexiest people of all time!
I am a hug whore, deal with it.
I have my very own catcher in the rye, however reluctant he may be.
I have decided that growing up isn't worth the trouble.
Yes, I can be a child forever
You can't tell me otherwise
I have definately become Heathcliff
I have a raquet ball. And I don't know how to play.
But I have one.
I will school your ass at Boggle!
Scrabble and Upwords too!!
I have a job.
It's not a career.
Enough said
I am NOT a stalker!!
You are NOT wonderful, amazing, cute or handsome.
Lets get that straight.
I love thunderstorms
Nature too
I could almost be a Transcendentalist
BAND IS NOT A SUBJECT
IT'S A LIFESTYLE CHOICE
I really adore dancing.
I'm Happy Just to Dance with You
I may be Emotional but I'm NOT EMO
Never grow up
I may be going to Hell, but I'll see you there.
Plus, I have a great roommate already lined up.
And Ash is going with me too.
I tend to ramble so stop listening whenever you like.
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My Interests

PHOTO GALLERY

In the place of the infamous "Hattie ish my Pimp" sign. . .

Bandylions Photography PRESENTS. . .

FUNKY BOWLING!!!
(also known as Shelly's Balls)

This amazing cosmic bowling extravaganza was directed, produced and edited by. . . Me. Duh.
Enjoy the awesome Bowling Ball licking action!!

Funky Bowling (Shelly's Balls)

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A Family Outing
Including wonderful pictures of my mother, my sister, Lambchop, and the relatively unknown sport of Lumber Cart Bob Sled Racing

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RANDOM BAND STUPIDITY AND BLATANT SEXUALITY

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I'd like to meet:

Anyone who'd:
A: Like to be friends with me
B: Like to act like a crazy loon with me
C: Like to discuss Literature, politics, or the irony of life with me
D: Anyone who's bored enough to read this whole list
E: Any band geek
And F: Any stalkers/abductors/crazed cyber lunatics. Preferably the really crazy ones, not the psuedo-crazy, I should have just taken my light meds kind.

AND

A wonderful, bloodchilling video of my sister while being stalked and viciously assualted by Lambchop.
I think the black and white only adds to the terror.

ENJOY!!

Lambchop gone MAD!!

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AND

a wonderful, seemingly drug induced romp around the bandroom. And yes, this is what we normally do in band, aside from the orgies. ^_^

Band Dance (No Drugs Required)

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Music:

What kind isn't good?
Jazz is my favorite though
Followed closely by Rock
Then Classical
I don't descriminate.
It's wrong.
However, rap I can only take in small doses and country sometimes grates on my nerves.
Emo music is good too. I can be depressed.
And anything I can dance to
Music is blissful no matter what genre.
However, I'm partial to
The Beatles
The Doors
The Who
Louie Armstrong
James Galway
Ray Charles
Benny Goodman
Duke Ellington
Gene Krupa
Aretha Franklin
Brian Seltzer
The Rolling Stones
ACDC
Lead Zepplin
The Cure
Marylin Manson
Divo
Blonde
More I can't think of
And just about anything from any musical anywhere.

Movies:

The Blues Brothers
My Fair Lady
School of Rock
Operation Petticoat
Some Like it Hot
A Clockwork Orange
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
The Sound of Music
An American Werewolf in London
The Exorcist and the Shinning.
Just about any musical, though Oklahoma is excluded.
Most scary movies, but not with zombies.

Television:

Monk
House
Pysch.
Enough said.
Not a big American Idol fan.

Books:

Too many to name
Alice in Wonderland and Catcher in the Rye, obviously
Stephen King and some Dean Koontz
Shakespeare is a definate fav.
Pygmalion, although I hated the ending
Pretty much anything we read in AP this year, with the exception of Wuthering Heights. That book gave me nightmares.
1984
Anything by Anne McCaffery
Laurell K. Hamilton
Rudyard Kipling
Jack London
NOT a Tale of Two Cities
To Kill a Mocking Bird
C.S. Lewis and J.R.R.Tolkein
Recently fell in love with The Crossing
Lord of the Flies, most definately, although it was rather unsettling.
Frankenstein made me cry
And the list goes on and on. I would never finish even if I had the motivation to try.

Heroes:

Eh. James Galway.
Louis Armstrong.
Charelton Heston.
Rex Harrison.
Shakespeare.
Uh. . Lewis Carrol and J.D. Salinger.
Oh. And Jane Goodall.

My Blog

For No One

For No One By the Beatles Your day breaks, your mind achesYou find that all her words of kindness linger on When she no longer needs youShe wakes up, she makes upShe takes her time and doesn't feel sh...
Posted by A Girl's Charm is 50% Illusion on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 06:32:00 PST

Soundtrack

I am the Soundtrack to My Own Life So sing me a song, I often implore Sing me your favorite song In truth, I hear not a thing that you sing Though I've heard the true tune all along In truth, you carr...
Posted by A Girl's Charm is 50% Illusion on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 02:51:00 PST

Catcher in the Rye

I absolutely adore Catcher in the Rye. If you haven't read it you really should. Life-changing, that book. But I decided to put my favorite quote up. So that all of you can enjoy it. But mostly so I c...
Posted by A Girl's Charm is 50% Illusion on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 08:02:00 PST

[Exit Alice]

[Exit Alice] [Enter Alice], full of light The stage is set for you Though offstage timid and unsure The lights on stage are bright So go and captivate the crowd The one you want is standing the...
Posted by A Girl's Charm is 50% Illusion on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 07:51:00 PST

Thoughts for you.

Lord. I don't normally blog much cause normally I don't have time. Yeah. Yeah. I know. I'm a loser. But mayhaps I'm feeling depressed and emoish. So I will write something. Oh. And just a s...
Posted by A Girl's Charm is 50% Illusion on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 06:21:00 PST

Tomorrow Never Knows

I love This Song. All hail the Beatles!! *bows* Just thought I should share it with everyone. Tomorrow Never Knows Turn off your mind, relax and float down streamIt is not dying, it is not dyingLay d...
Posted by A Girl's Charm is 50% Illusion on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 06:58:00 PST

I hate Boys....did you know?

I have decided.....finally and for some time...that I hate guys. (And no...it does not make me a lesbian, so English...you can shut up) I just can't stand them sometimes. It's not just one single thin...
Posted by A Girl's Charm is 50% Illusion on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 04:17:00 PST

Good Girls?

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against. -- David Niven (The Moon is Blue, 1953...
Posted by A Girl's Charm is 50% Illusion on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 07:56:00 PST

Boobs!!

A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she is. I don't think it works like that. I think it's the opposite. I think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intel...
Posted by A Girl's Charm is 50% Illusion on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 04:06:00 PST

Pole Dancing , Tractors and Four Square!

So I get my pictures back later from prom. Or before prom rather. I can't wait for you peeps to see them. Well most of them anyways....some of you are too young for these pics. Lol. Kidding. Maybe......
Posted by A Girl's Charm is 50% Illusion on Wed, 03 May 2006 01:18:00 PST