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Mona Lisa Bites

I'm going to put you in a world of hurt...and ice cream.

About Me

I'm a pretty laid back person. I admit I'm not exactly the most conventional person and I'm pretty opinionated but I like to joke and I love to laugh. You never know what randomly weird comment is going to pop out of my mouth. I get bored easily so I have a lot of hobbies to keep me out of trouble.

My Interests

A lot...

I'd like to meet:

Anyone interesting.

Music:

Linkin Park, Pantera, Helloween, Guns n Roses, Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix Experience, Janis Joplin, Nightwish, 311, Death from Above 1979, A Perfect Circle, Fischer Spooner, Rammstein, Jamie Lidell, Sodom, David Bowie, Atreyu, Jethro Tull, 12 Stones, Marvin Gaye, Flaw, AC/DC, Adema, 36 Crazyfists, Iron Maiden, Chevelle, The Eagles, Aaliyah, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Foo Fighters, The Killers, Kanye West, Led Zeppelin, Micheal Jackson, Opeth, Bob Marley, Lynrd Skynrd, Nirvana, Matchbox 20, No Doubt, Pearl Jam, Yngwie Malmsteen, Joe Satriani, Pink Floyd, Queen, Los Lonely Boys, Muddy Waters, Disturbed, Nightwish, Alice in Chains, Lacuna Coil, Incubus, Sex Pistols, Sound Garden, Ramones, Slipnot, Def Leoppard, Tenacious D, Judas Priest, Sublime, Black Sabbath, Tool, Bob Dylan, System of a Down, RHCP, L7, Incubus, John Legend, Aeorosmith, Weezer, Cream, Skeleton Breath, this barely scratches the surface, too many to name...


Your Theme Song is Born to Be Wild by Steppenwolf
"I like smoke and lightning
Heavy metal thunder
Racin' with the wind
And the feelin' that I'm under"

A total independent spirit, you can't be held down or fenced in.
You crave the feeling of wind on your face and total freedom. What's Your Theme Song?

I think my ears exploded...

Movies:

A whole lot of horror (even bad or cheap horror), Death by Prosecution (one of my favorite films), short films (Jesus Henry Christ is one of the best short films by far), documentaries, pretty much anything that catches my attention...

Television:

I don't watch a lot of TV but I love South Park.

Books:

Classical like Tolstoy to horror like Stephen King...
Reading is fundamental kiddies!!

My Blog

Yum

So my good people, guess what delicious delicacies are in store for us in the New Year? Why, it's cloned meat. Apparently, it's the food of champions. What am I talking about? Well, just a few days a...
Posted by Mona Lisa Bites on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 07:37:00 PST

one of the funniest commercials

This used to be my favorite commercial... It should be brought back even though the company is probably obsolete right now..... width="425" height="350">..>...
Posted by Mona Lisa Bites on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 07:59:00 PST

thoughts...

So, we've come upon the end of the semester and I'm more stressed than ever. I'm sad that I'll be separated from my friends for almost a month and others, I'll probably never see again. It's sad, but ...
Posted by Mona Lisa Bites on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:44:00 PST

Miracles

Some people that you see today, shouldn't be alive. Period. The anatomy of the human body is amazing, and even more amazing is the extent of injury that it can withstand. Personally, I know first hand...
Posted by Mona Lisa Bites on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 12:31:00 PST

If I ever hear you utter the phrase "I'm bringing sexy back"...

The mindless drones that live in America have yet again pissed me off. I have a blatant disregard for "celebrities" which therefore leads to my seething rage against any form of celebrity worship. Thi...
Posted by Mona Lisa Bites on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 01:18:00 PST

The Great Replacement Program...what a joke...

People who don't take time out to research the real problem to even understand the solution are a dangerous breed. After reading a certain article written by someone of no close relation to me, I felt...
Posted by Mona Lisa Bites on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 12:57:00 PST

This guy is my hero

From the October 13 broadcast of Cox Radio Syndication's The Neal Boortz Show: BOORTZ: OK, I've got an insensitive thought, folks. There's a news story out there -- there's a news story out there tha...
Posted by Mona Lisa Bites on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 01:21:00 PST