11 Things That Make Me Wish I Was Sweeney Todd |
Okay people...ten years of dealing with this crap has led me to believe it's time to let everyone know just how rude they are. 1. I'm a stylist, not a witch. I can cut your hair like Sarah Michelle Ge...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Mar 2009 01:53:00 GMT |
Detachment is not an option. |
Have you ever had complete and total faith in another person and their creations? I'm not talking about being a fan. I'm talking about quite honestly falling in love with someone so entirely that the ...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 05:44:00 GMT |
I found this on a friend’s profile and found them to be amazing as well.... |
1. You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves 3. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!...
Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 22:30:00 GMT |
You know you loved it.... |
You know you worked at Mann Theatres Olde Town 14 if...................
1. You have every used the phrase "bad Mann crack"
2. You know what ass change is
3. You ever snorted crushed Pepcid AC f...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 09:22:00 GMT |
Shut The F*ck Up (And Other Essential Etiquette Rules) |
A priest, a rabbi and a tiny monkey walk into a movie theater. Late. The priest answers 7.5 calls on his cell, texts his wife 9 times and the rabbi, who's seen the movie before, repeatedly yells out p...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 21:43:00 GMT |
