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Mazel-tov Cocktail

If you can't say something nice about someone, go ahead.

About Me

For those of you who need a basic overview: I am a musician in my early 20's, waiting to see what life-altering, epiphany-inducing events await me in these prime years of my life. In my element, I am a keyboardist, although I have been known to dabble on the flute, guitar, and drums on occaision. I am currently enjoying free-flow jam sessions as a member of Chief Nowhere (a.k.a. Campanella, Cevallos, Clark, and Cohen), and more structured jams as a member of an experimental stoner-rock band with no name as of yet. I am also a member of Shabbos Underground, a jewish jam band also performing requisite material appropriate for Sabbath services. Plus epic space-rock jams, of course...
I want to say "music is my life", but these days, music has come to mean "crap". Whether it be banal, generic, white contemporary emo/pop-rock, annoying, "indie" rock (you know, all the bands that sound exactly the same), or unoriginal, immitative "look-at-me-I-call-myself-a-musician-because-I-mastered-a-fe w-simple-guitar-chords" rock. I've got news for all of you people: THAT ISN'T MUSIC!!! Period! On the flip side of this is the pretentious, egotistical narcissist who will badmouth anything and everything that deviates even slightly from a narrow-minded provincial viewpoint ad nauseum, yet embrace any and all personal creations in one humongous, perpetual, omnipresent orgy of self-congratulation. In the end, this does nothing other than create a buildup of negativity and bad vibes that snowballs over time. Oh yes, and did I mention it also alienates other people around you? Say it ain't so!
Musical rantings: I think the Hammond B3 Organ is the greatest invention known to man (with the possible exception of the cordless extension cord). For you purists, this also includes the C3, RT3, and A100. My favourite musical chord is the minor six-nine. I can't stand the key of A flat (it's just plain evil), but I've lately been acquiring a taste for F, F sharp, and C minor. Still, G minor happens to be my overall favourite. C sharp isn't very easy, but it is harmonically pleasant. D (minor, of course--all white keys) and E flat (ditto, but black keys instead) are incredibly easy, and so I often prefer them to the over-used E and A. Lastly, I'd be a fool to leave out B which, except for the consistent intonation problems, is a very dark and cool-sounding key.
Other rantings: I am very left-wing, and I steer clear of most things that are religious. If you're some right-wing nut looking to tear me a new one, please save your energy; it will only make you look dumb in the end. Same goes for you obnoxious, incompetent horny chicks looking to draw as many brainless men to your webcam site/porn site. LEAVE ME ALONE!!! You will greatly piss me off, and I will immediately deny your friend request. And if I'm feeling particularly grumpy that day, I will likely send you a message voicing my displeasure. Lastly, if I approve you as a friend, and you CONSTANTLY post those annoying bulletins every three minutes, you will be removed immediately. Period. Fuck off!
One last thing: if you choose to vent your grievances on me in a message, do be prepared for a response! I guarantee you will receive one...in grand fashion, at that. Fin :)

My Interests

Music that doesn't suck ostrich testicles, playing vintage keyboards, the Los Angeles Kings hockey team (past and present, but mostly past), foreign lands (one day, I will be financially able to travel more), and being as cynical and sarcastic as humanly possible. Chances are that if a majority of people don't like something, I do.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who shares my belief that life is too short to spend kowtowing to the oligarchy that is our government. Anyone who knows the power that music can bring not just to ones self, but to everyone it comes into contact with. Anyone who enjoys cranking psychedelics on iTunes and hitting Command+T (the visualizer). Anyone who despises the media, the Federal Reserve, or any other bastion of corporate domination. Anyone who desires a Hammond organist in their jam band. Anyone who knows that the power of love is so frequently undermined by the love of power (and why), and has the willpower to comprehend this fact and, perhaps, do something about it in order to bring peace, love, and light to themselves and others in their immediate surroundings. Anyone who, like me, eschews the 9-to-5 workweek philosophy and becomes a starving musician, dedicated to the feeling of good. Oh yes, and the Publisher's Clearing House guy, of course... :)

Music:

Much too many to list, but here's my top 10: The Doors, Traffic, Yes (early works), Led Zeppelin, Emerson Lake and Palmer (also early works), The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Love, The Moody Blues, and of course, Jimi. Mostly anything from the 60's and 70's is palatable, and most classical music is also very enjoyable. Classical top 5: Mendelssohn, Brahms, Schubert, Debussy, and Ravel. Almost exclusively in the Romantic Era! Also worthy of a multiple mentioning is the fact that I absolutely detest modern music.

Movies:

Again, too many to mention, but here is my top 10: Team America, The Big Lebowski, Office Space, South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Un-cut, The Naked Gun, The Naked Prey, Papillon, Bullitt, Up In Smoke, and Magnum Force. I should also mention that there is a whole cadre of 50's existential films, 60's European films, and 70's blaxploitation movies that I aim to view sometime in the not-too-distant future.

Television:

Television is a seething cauldron of bullshit, a pathetic miasma of self-important individuals flaunting their faux-popularity for all to see. It takes a special kind of individual to haul him/her self out of the chasm of facades, superficiality, and quasi-importance that so perfectly epitomizes this evil device. Television is a bottomless abyss of despair!

Books:

I should preface this part by declaring the fact that I'm not really as well read as I should be. One of my many regrets stemming from those awful high-school years. Nonetheless, anything Vonnegut, Kerouac, Vidal, Huxley, or Pynchon is both enjoyable AND easy reading.

Heroes:

Anyone who can get a bunch of people to hold hands and jump into the Grand Canyon. And Ron Paul, for being 100% honest all the time (even if I don't agree with everything he believes in), and refusing to cave in to the smear campaign the media has undertaken to defame him.

My Blog

RIP George Carlin, the best of the best

1937-2008. The man was nothing short of a genius in so many ways. I'm going to need a good stiff drink. Or perhaps I should just drink myself in to a stupor. Goddamn...You will be missed.
Posted by Mazel-tov Cocktail on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 06:34:00 PST

Solar eclipses make me verbose...

Tonight's lunar eclipse has had a strange effect on me. I've always had a fascination with astronomy (not to be confused with astrology which, as Jim Morrison would say, is a bunch of bullshit), and o...
Posted by Mazel-tov Cocktail on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 12:50:00 PST

A Cornucopia of Spiritual Delights

I was flying. Slam a big fat B minor chord, then slide the left hand down two whole steps for a G major 9. Bring lefty up to the swell manual and do a big glissando down the register, then bring it ba...
Posted by Mazel-tov Cocktail on Sat, 05 May 2007 03:19:00 PST

February 12th (and 8th)

Happy Birthday, Ray Manzarek. You old fuck! You're 68 for Christ's sake. 7 years older than my dad. Jesus tap-dancing Christ. I mean, seriously; I'm sure you still can play some mean riffs on that Vox...
Posted by Mazel-tov Cocktail on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 06:10:00 PST

The Los Angeles Kings...1993 Stanley Cup Champions?

As many of you know, I am an avid Los Angeles Kings fan. As early as I can remember, the Kings dominated most of my sports interests. After all, I grew up in the early/mid 90's when the Lakers and Dod...
Posted by Mazel-tov Cocktail on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 07:49:00 PST

This above all...

If you choose to travel the road to the truth, then you must be prepared for the obstacles that await you. You may be condemned or criticized by your family, your friends, your lovers, or your co-work...
Posted by Mazel-tov Cocktail on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 02:34:00 PST

13 years ago today...

...the Los Angeles Kings beat the Toronto Maple Leafs 5 to 4 (thanks to a Wayne Gretzky hat trick, amongst other things) to advance to the 1993 Stanley Cup Finals! Unfortunately, the Kings would lose ...
Posted by Mazel-tov Cocktail on Tue, 30 May 2006 05:13:00 PST