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About Me


What can I say? How about a little more about myself? I live in northeast Tennessee with my lovely wife, Christy. We have been married since December 31st, 2002. We have had our share of hard times, in fact, there were times when we thought we were not going to make it. But, we made it through and we are in a very happy loving marriage.
That being said, you will find no "I love my wife" shrine on this page. Nor will you find one on Christy's page. Both of us are secure enough in our marriage, and our love for each other, that we do not need to splash that out there for the universe to read. Pages that do this are sickening. It seems that these authors are very insecure and are simply trying to convince themselves of their love. We don't need this.
I like to have a good time as much as possible, however, sometimes there are assholes out there that ruin my day. I try to keep things as fun as possible. I mean less that half of what I say. To me, NO words are off limits. I am an equal opportunity offender. I'll say anything, anytime, anywhere.
I enjoy the outdoors; spending alot of my weekends on the lake fishing. I go fishing mostly with my Father-in-law. I would like to go with my Dad more often, but since he lives 1200 miles away it is a little difficult. I do get back home usually every year, so it gives me the chance to get out with him too.
Most of my family is back in Minnesota. I have a brother(32) and a sister(27). I have two brand new nephews. They are very special to me and Christy. Speaking of babies, Christy and I were blessed on February 4th, 2009 at 18:12 with the birth of our precious baby girl-- Savannah Boelyn.She is currently in the NICU because she had her first bowel movement inutero. She aspirated muconium (poop) and had some difficulties breathing. She will be there a few days for observation and some meds. The risk is for infection, but she is off ventillation and is VERY strong. Here is one of the latest pics...
Back to my interests, I spend a great deal of time playing online games. Mostly, Dungeons and Dragons Online. /geek on.I am a member of the Twelve Moons guild on the Sarlona server. I have quite a few toons there, my main is Zorak, 16th Level Dwarf Fighter. /geek off.
As you no doubt can tell, I like sports. Love my Vikes. I don't get watch them as often as I would like, but when I do, nothing else seems to be in the room. Just ask Christy. We are currently involved in a bunch of shows on TV. We watch Jericho and the Tudors. Hopefully they will both be back next year.
If you have anything you would like to know about me, drop me a line. Thanks for taking the time to read this. Take it easy!
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Christmas Time.. A Long awated Haiku

Christmas Time is here..Tis the season to bring joyso... give me presents! So in this seasonof mirth and joy take time toremember this... GIVE ME GIFTS! Tube socks, boxers, porn,video games, candy and...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 08:55:00 GMT

SECRET SQUIRREL LIVES!!!!!

WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO??This is a TRUE story..... For the most part, some artistic license has been taken.. Iranians arrest 14 squirrels for spying Islamic Republic's intelligence agents allege...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 21:20:00 GMT

Perkin's HeShe... A haiku...

Receding hairline...Adam's apple... Flat Behind...Who are you fooling?? Ghastly floral shirt..Hanging out with other chicks...Get some style advice! Do you have a clue?Perkin's HeShe... Huh? Do you?I ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 00:21:00 GMT

The Cow Goes, "Moo."

The Cow Goes, "Moo." .... A Haiku by ME Every cow goes moo,and as she drops stinky poo,the bull goes moo... too. Moo Cow.  Poo Cow.  Crappiles strewn about the meadow.Ewwww... Steaming shoe ...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 21:36:00 GMT

Scabby Scumbags....

Scabby Scumbags.... a Haiku by MEReaking betrayal.....greedy... deceitful... SCABbyScumbags ruin lives. Without the brain powerof Patrick Star, shamefullythey hang their heads low.Looking not intoyour...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 14:18:00 GMT

Barbie and the hemorrhoids!

Barbie and Hemorrhoids... a Haiku by Me Bloody Undies inthe Dreamhouse.  Not from the curse,but from hemorrhoids! "Oh Ken!  What will Ido?"  Ken said, "What do I care?Use a tampon there...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 16:20:00 GMT

Pimps and Green Beans!

Pimps and Green Beans!... a Haiku by Me Whoremonger bitchslapshis hoe,  "Bitch gots my green beans!""No Daddy, I don't." "Daddy gotta cuta Bitch?" he replied sternly.Hoe dead.  No Green...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 18:46:00 GMT

Another Haiku by ME!

Love,Desparation and more... a Haiku by MeLove.  Is Left OverVulvar Excretions. Someoneget me a towel! Desparation hastoo many syllables todo the letter thing! Farts and kisses havepower untold. ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:53:00 GMT