Christmas Time.. A Long awated Haiku |
Christmas Time is here..Tis the season to bring joyso... give me presents!
So in this seasonof mirth and joy take time toremember this... GIVE ME GIFTS!
Tube socks, boxers, porn,video games, candy and... Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 08:55:00 GMT |
SECRET SQUIRREL LIVES!!!!! |
WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO??This is a TRUE story..... For the most part, some artistic license has been taken..
Iranians arrest 14 squirrels for spying
Islamic Republic's intelligence agents allege... Posted by on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 21:20:00 GMT |
Perkin's HeShe... A haiku... |
Receding hairline...Adam's apple... Flat Behind...Who are you fooling??
Ghastly floral shirt..Hanging out with other chicks...Get some style advice!
Do you have a clue?Perkin's HeShe... Huh? Do you?I ... Posted by on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 00:21:00 GMT |
The Cow Goes, "Moo." |
The Cow Goes, "Moo." .... A Haiku by ME
Every cow goes moo,and as she drops stinky poo,the bull goes moo... too.
Moo Cow. Poo Cow. Crappiles strewn about the meadow.Ewwww... Steaming shoe ... Posted by on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 21:36:00 GMT |
Scabby Scumbags.... |
Scabby Scumbags.... a Haiku by MEReaking betrayal.....greedy... deceitful... SCABbyScumbags ruin lives.
Without the brain powerof Patrick Star, shamefullythey hang their heads low.Looking not intoyour... Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 14:18:00 GMT |
Barbie and the hemorrhoids! |
Barbie and Hemorrhoids... a Haiku by Me
Bloody Undies inthe Dreamhouse. Not from the curse,but from hemorrhoids!
"Oh Ken! What will Ido?" Ken said, "What do I care?Use a tampon there... Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 16:20:00 GMT |
Pimps and Green Beans! |
Pimps and Green Beans!... a Haiku by Me
Whoremonger bitchslapshis hoe, "Bitch gots my green beans!""No Daddy, I don't."
"Daddy gotta cuta Bitch?" he replied sternly.Hoe dead. No Green... Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 18:46:00 GMT |
Another Haiku by ME! |
Love,Desparation and more... a Haiku by MeLove. Is Left OverVulvar Excretions. Someoneget me a towel!
Desparation hastoo many syllables todo the letter thing!
Farts and kisses havepower untold. ... Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:53:00 GMT |