Things To Do At Wal-Mart If You Want To Get Banned For Life!!! LOL |
Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired. Mrs. Fenton insists that he go with her to Wal-Mart. He gets bored with all the shopping. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. Her... Posted by ♥BitchPal7769♥ on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 10:33:00 PST |
A Bad Day 2 |
All in all, it hadn't been a good day. Bad traffic, a malfunctioning computer, incompetent coworkers and a sore back all made me a seething cauldron of rage. But more importantly for this story, it ha... Posted by ♥BitchPal7769♥ on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 08:29:00 PST |
10 Wonderful Reasons to have more Sex |
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============= 2. Gentle, relaxed lov... Posted by ♥BitchPal7769♥ on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:22:00 PST |
the Wedding Ring....LOL |
Wedding RingTrue Story from Houston Medical Center A man went to the ER to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis. According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the... Posted by ♥BitchPal7769♥ on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 04:48:00 PST |
Beer VS Pussy |
This is TFF!!! LMFAO!!!
BEER VS. PUSSY
A beer is always wet.A pussy needs encouragement.Advantage: Beer.
A beer tastes horrible served hot.A pussy tastes better served hot.Advantage: Pussy.
Having an ... Posted by ♥BitchPal7769♥ on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 10:38:00 PST |
A Bad Day....LOL |
This is hilarious!Next time you have a bad day at work, think of this guy.Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana.He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. ... Posted by ♥BitchPal7769♥ on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 08:59:00 PST |
Difference Between A Simple Bitch and a Real Bitch...Thx Kim |
Do you know the difference?
A simple bitch is someone you met through somebody else. * A real bitch is someone you knew from back in the day and ya'll still kickin it now! A simple bitch wi... Posted by ♥BitchPal7769♥ on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 09:23:00 PST |
Guts And Balls Definations....LOL... |
Subject: Guts vs. Balls
We've all heard about people having guts or balls.But, do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is... Posted by ♥BitchPal7769♥ on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 08:59:00 PST |
For Christmas.....My Master gave to me.......... |
On the 1st day of Christmas, my MASTER gave to me... A Small Feather Pillow for my knees.
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my MASTER gave to me... 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees.... Posted by ♥BitchPal7769♥ on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 07:21:00 PST |
Wow!! |
Tonight I reached 2000 hits to my Profile, with 547 hits to my blog, since I opened my account with MySpace on 4/22/06.
Thanks to all of my friends for their continued friendships, and to all of the l... Posted by ♥BitchPal7769♥ on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 07:51:00 PST |