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Shorty & the EZ mouse

About Me

Hello my name is Mikey B and I'm a dumb white guy. I'm not old or new but middle school 5th grade like jr. high.

My Interests

Interest include: listing interests on profiles

I'd like to meet:

Nice people who have a good head on their shoulders ..much better yet, tell me something dangerous and true. Oh yeah, that looks much sexier on you

Movies:

Harry Potter, Scary Movies,

Television:

Simpsons, Law and Order, L & O: SVU, SYTYCD, Fairly Odd Parents, Hannah Montana,

My Blog

Gentrification & Mikey B are not friends anymore

I did not have a problem when gentrification chose to displace those in the lower social hierarchy order of society (AKA poor minorities).  But why must it happen to ME!!!  My buil...
Posted by Shorty & the EZ mouse on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 09:01:00 PST

Life calling

My only skill that is truly amazing is my ability to compose dirty lymirics.  Trust me, tell me where you are from and I'll pull something vulgar outta my head to a nice lil' rhythm. 
Posted by Shorty & the EZ mouse on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 02:55:00 PST

LJ 6 yrs

I've been dorkly keeping a livejournal for 6 years now.  Todays shirking activities are reading through many of these posts.  There are soo many things that i had totally forgotten about (ie...
Posted by Shorty & the EZ mouse on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 09:12:00 PST

Changes

Its my 25th birthday and I've changed so much the past year. I've change. Changes&  I'm not the same Michael Burke who informed on those blind orphans. I'm not the same Michae...
Posted by Shorty & the EZ mouse on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 07:50:00 PST

sista sista

My sister is the type who talks from one end of the movie to the other.  A character will spread mayo on a chicken sandwich and she'll lean over, whispering, "One time, I was doing that?  An...
Posted by Shorty & the EZ mouse on Thu, 24 May 2007 06:39:00 PST

Culturally Insensitive blogs

I have recently recieved complaints that my blog is culturally insensitive.  Let me say this.  I am not a racist.  I may be a tramp, a drunk, a racist.  But I am NOT a porn star.&...
Posted by Shorty & the EZ mouse on Tue, 01 May 2007 11:37:00 PST

Dear Diary

Dear Diary, I'm sorry for all those hateful, racist things I said about you. Everything has changed. I feel like I'm wildly out of control in a toboggan of passion, sliding down an icy mountain of La...
Posted by Shorty & the EZ mouse on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 08:19:00 PST

Yogurt

I opened-up a yogurt, underneath the lid it said, "Please try again." because they were having a contest that I was unaware of. I thought maybe I opened the yogurt wrong. ...Or maybe Yoplait was tryin...
Posted by Shorty & the EZ mouse on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 02:40:00 PST

Alcoholism

Alcholism is a disease, but it's like the only disease that you can get yelled at for having. "Dammit, Mikey, you're an alcoholic." "Dammit, Mikey, you have lupus." One of those two doesn't sound righ...
Posted by Shorty & the EZ mouse on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 11:20:00 PST

Construction workers conversation

At work we have a crew of guys building a room.  I over heard this convo. that made me die laughing. guy 1 "so, they are releasing the little mermaid tomorrow" guy 2 "................  Why d...
Posted by Shorty & the EZ mouse on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 07:31:00 PST