I am an attorney living in Dayton, Ohio. I am very sarcastic and willing to die for my friends, but I'd rather not so please don't ask me to unless it is necessary. I love all types of music and enjoy the outdoors.I am a sports fanatic. I love the Pirates, Buckeyes, Steelers, Penguins, and 76ers. Yes, I am a glutton for punishment. And I love to play softball, tennis, golf, basketball, and curling. I also bowl and take part in Fight Club.I recently took 18 months off to work on chapters 35-74 of my autobiography. Now that I have completed them, I have re-entered the workforce as a gangsta staff attorney. I figure I will have sufficient material for chapters 75-123 in about 2 years so it will be time for another sabbattical/retirement.I don't have any pets but I love dogs to death. Yes, cat lovers, you are INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE! Okay, I do like the relatively low maintenance of cats but you cat lovers have to admit that your cats try to kill you in your sleep. Isn't it "cute" when you wake up with them on your face? FYI, you only woke up because the cats were smothering you in an attempt to kill you and the reduced oxygen in your body forced you to wake up or die. The same thing happens when someone knocks you out and throws you in the ocean. You wake up a second before you die. Is that "cute"? I think not.Don't be jealous of my autobiography or the awesome life I lead. Try to be happy for me as I live the dream. In short, don't hate the player, hate the game and, when in doubt, eat tater tots.Peace out, homeyclowns.
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I love to meet people of all ages and just talk about their lives and viewpoints. It's amazing all of the different life experiences out there. I'd like U2 or Tom Petty to jam at my next party.
