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[shake hands, touch toes]
howdydo ladies.gents.
i am what you call.a superhero.a cheerytot by DAY.a lexisfeeder by night...on the computer...til 1am.*squints*
i seek comfort in comforting others in ways that avoid sympathy because i'm scared of many things that you don't realise.
i dance around ideas and let them go at my fingertips.
yehs i created my own background and such, thanks to my tablet and adobe.
when i'm inspired i become fearless and tireless..however that goes for when my tumtum gets orange juice/water/corn/redskins.yummers.
i love theories and often shape my own often using metaphors, stories, images and analogies to help get my point across.
if i can't amaze people with my intelligence, i confuse them with my bullshit.
i tend to see patterns emerging.
As a "keen improviser", i'm rarely caught off guard because there is always something up my sleeve. The sky is the only limit.
My greatest difficulty is not in initiating projects but in choosing among so many possibilities, setting realistic boundaries, establishing priorities and correctly assessing resources.
i love meeting people that i may see challenging but you can't tell if this is true or not until you assess me yourself.
so come, hold my hand and we'll become silhouettes as our bodies finally go.

Nine words Fiona uses ... (out of the other million incoherent words i.e.'lollifers')
rendition of 'Nine Words Women Say'-sorry if i sound unapproachable)

1.) Fine : This is the word fiona uses to end an argument when she is ready to rip your head off if you keep telling her she's wrong.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means my contacts still wont go in my eye and i'm struggling with my legs in the air holding my hair back as my hands are prodding at my eyeball to get one freaking glass goggle on Five minutes is only five minutes if Fiona's counting the time it took for someone's mistake

3.) Nothing : This is usually the only word that stops me from yelling at you. It's usually when there's something harmful that i would like to say to you. If you make me continue with the topic after i've said this, be prepared for an argument that will initiate 'fine' and end in tears.

4.) Go Ahead : This is when i allow you to do something that i will not be held responsible for although i know the outcome.

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement that means i'm very upset with something that has just happened in my head, or in reality. Usually it means i would like to talk about it, and i mean i'm the one talking, if i'm being given advice, it will only make me more angry, because i've already thought about the possibilities and hearing a repeat of what my mind has gone through will only make me more irritated.

6.) That's Okay : Means it's not. Fiona is usually in need of something that makes her feel most good after this used. This includes: compliments, what you have just disagreed to do or corn/ orange juice/ tictacs/ cornchips/ ice-cream/ chocolates ... etc.

7.) Thanks : Fiona is thanking you. usually for something you didn't want to do. If you say "you're welcome", she'll think you're arrogant and become irritated with you.

8.) Whatever : Is Fiona's way of saying she's too lazy to think of the word which she has replaced with 'whatever'. Either that, or she has given up all hope in you and only makign her feel good within the first 5 minutes of upsetting her will keep your face intact(see #6 on how to do so).

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Means if you try to help her, she'll think you see her as Kiff (see Futurama). This results in brutal physical abuse in which Fiona will make sure you end up looking like a pansy-ho in comparison to her. This often happens a lot. Especially to Fahmi

Generally:
.words and beats to pull my soul out, so we can both dance.
.beats, bass, booming music.
.interactive/digital media.
.troy robert cumpsty.
.a softer world.
.treasure box.
.dear frankie.
.warm bodies.
.languages.
.accents.
.quotes.
.anime.
.art.
.me.
.u.

music:
.+44.
.nofx.
.sum41.
.darude.
.prodigy.
.AndrewWK.
.blink182.
.mc sniper.
.sean paul.
.linkin park.
.imogen heap.
.kimya dawson.
.rise against.
.boxcar racers.
.rogue traders.
.the academy is.
.no use for a name.
.the postal service.
.my chemical romance.
.the all american rejects.
.jack's mannequin.
.hellogoodbye.
.matchbox 20.
.evanescence.
.paramore.
.flyleaf.
.tripod.
.stars.

[right now. just can't get enough of ]
.tchaikovsky and dvorak.
.kyotodoll.
.jack's mannequin.
.linkin park.
.sum41.
.breaking benjamin.

the box:
.futurama.
.family guy.
.scrubs.
.will & grace.
.that 70's show.
.skithouse.
.ncis.
.standup.
.samurai champloo.
.AVATAR.
.the "discovery channel" ahahahaha

book:
.death note.

superwonderpeople:
the average kid who tries not to cry when their ice cream has just fallen...to the...cold...hard...ground..
.stefni.
.leanne.
.adrian.
.fahmi.
.stef.
gahahah slafs.

CYRIL THE MAGICIAN!!!
charlie pickering
i dont' mention troy because he never mentions me lollifers

supermen with buffsexybodies you'd want to melt your body all over:
it's quite the obvious that there is only one man who fits into this category..
and not JUST because he's being whiney and asking why he wasn't in the superwonderpeople. because he's obviously better than that...i just didn't want to make the superwonderpeople feel like they're the crappiest people in the world compared to a man like John Robert Hanniganshinannigan.
that sexy mofo.

I would like to set my me on:
someone who knows how to bring life back into a dead conversation.(^^)
"i'll grab your lips...just to talk"
i want to meet my tiny tot friends fom Canning Vale Primary
if not then this isn't goodbye, this is i can't stand you

friends on the list:

leanne: the girl that doesn't eat anything with eyes. and i dont' care, potatoes dont' have eyes! i've always been envious of this girl, she has no flaws about her which makes me feel like she can't be 100% herself around me. she's the longest friend i've ever had and we've never had a fight, which is insane. especially the bit where i tell you i don't really 'know' her, even though we talk about anything and everything in the times we DO get to talk to each other. everything is wonderful around her and you can never stop at 15 photos with this girl. this girl is addictive and crazy fun! her shortness makes her extra cute and down to earth lollifers. i want to make our friendship worthwhile and make her smile.

troy: oh man..you can just change the style of his hair and he'll go looking from english to italian. it's so fun. and sexy. ahahhahhah but i love this boy. he makes even my soul smile and my hair dance. he does the loveliest things; and it wouldn't matter how many romance novels i read and things i hear, because he can even make a wake-up call from an exhausting day as you've collapsed on the couch seem really romantic. his vocabulary only exists of words which will make ladies hearts melt BUT THAT'S NOT ALL lollifers; this boy's been working out that body of his for years- and you can tell. he's an absolute bliss and sculpted to perfection cos he can do it all-music, sports, games, computers...anything and everything. but that's not why i love him.*grins*

fahmi: wakakkaka pansy boy who's not so pansy afterall. i swear this boy is like the closest person i've got. i've fought so many times with him, i understand him from the bottom of the shoes he wears...to the underwear...to the flavour savour....to the untamed hair of his. my little seaweed. we've shared many great conversations that i get scared we'll run out of things to say; that every topic which comes out of the dictionary would have been fought over already. but we'll still think of something. he's not afraid. that's what i like about him...well..he's not afraid of ME..which is what i like about him. he makes life seem possible in robots. msn is key. and words are oh so very important to us. in a way i like to think i helped him grow up. cos i know he's a big influence of how i've grown up to be. my first ever lesson from him was to learn how to laugh at myself. and that helped me learn to love myself. what better lesson could there be in life?

stefni: i'll make this one short. cos my sister knows how i feel about her.. even though she wakes me up with her ass in my face and she child-abuses me with DDR. life wouldnt' be great without her. she's truly the best sister, truly the greatest friend and she brings home the nicest boys. and tells me great stories of men..in...particular...there's this one... lollifers. she's my satan on crack.

ahboi: perth born melbourne boy now. he worries the shit out of me so many times but *sigh* what can you do when you've got someone like this boy all the way on the other side of the country. i used to always loves waking him up by jumping on his bed, scaring the shit out of him. and his recent trip here proves that i still do love it. we talk endlessly trying to catch up with each other. half the time i'm not listening cos he's exaggerating everything. ahhahahaha but that's adrian for you.

nathan: got something in his hand? must be a weapon, or coffee/alcohol ahahhahhaha the provider of many goods. he's the greatest man i've ever met. totally misunderstood and absolutely crystal clear with his words. this boy is like child prodigy! a walking dictionary, a guy who shuts me down with a grin. it's insane. usually brings out a negative aura about himself and, well..it gets intimidating.. ...and challenging *grins*
but once you get over that and trust yourself to love him, it's the best thing in the world. he wants to talk to you, and that's all i want..someone who wants to know me.

steph-ning: hohohohoho *does jesse laugh from pokemon* oh man. this girl is what makes the medicine go down. her smiles are like drugs and her laughs are like diarrhea that makes you laugh too. that may have come out wrong. but she is an infectious flu- a good flu. to solve your problems in life, she tells you her problems and totally ignores what you have to say hahahhahaha but that helps you figure out what to do next. sometimes, all her happinness scares me to think about what goes on behind those ever changing eyes of hers; but it's not in my place to pry. she has her own close friends, and even if i feel she is one of my closest, i know i'm not one of hers. but i love being with her anyway

john: jonjonbonbon. i'm in love with his smile because it easily makes me smile. i hate it because i can never win a staring contest. a brilliant artist and an awesome rider. not sure about his fishing *whispers* but i'm sure he's no good at it. lollifers. we love our random youtube vids and i'm still going to take action to steal his dog Bella. he's an awesome kid out there but i'm pretty sure he doesn't like me. might be the canine teeth stalking thing.. not sure. ahhaahha. i'd love to get him drunk...plan A on stealing Bella..but shhh...

maria christina: the youngest of my friends with a lot to learn. she's a fascinating creature and one that needs more than 8 boyfriends to convince her that EVERY MAN WANTS HER and she's the sexiest thing out there. she's got a very creative mind and reminds me of my young self. i've got every sexual joke up my sleeve and can turn any sentence into something raunchy and so wrong. but at times she reminds me that she IS 14 and going through a heavily influential faze; whether she knows it or not. and hearing that she looks up to me...is sort of a scare. not to mention, a big surprise seeing how bad of a role model i would be ahhahahhah (stop laughing fahmi) i wish i could sit down and talk to her because at the moment, the path she's taking is scaring me a little. lollifers. she's adapted a few traits off me, but i hope she finds her own individuality one day, and i hope i can be a part of that.

bryan: mr bryan. challanged me one day asking what kind of person am i to have a fetish for gays and yet have no proof of it. lollifers. mr provocative. he's one of the most intimidating first impressions i've ever had and it's been such a pleasure to be with him. i think he's also one of the first guys to be daring enough to enter the room while i was changing and to get away with "HOLY COW THOSE ARE HUUUGE" ahhahahhaha a brilliant personality but can't handle the alcohol. he's so surprising because he's not afraid to tell you what's on his mind. and you can TELL he's been analysing you. recognising signature poses, dances, style and personality; this man's not easy to slip past-but who would want to?he's a girls best friend next to a diamond ring and a mans' great fuck. lollifers.

molly: taya, my mon cheri. my experience with knowing taya was one of the most unique..and fastest. she's an incredible independant fun-long woman who just knows exactly what to say to me. her creativity and her beautiful words float around you constantly as her blue eyes grace itself onto you. drama camp would be an absolute nightmare if she wasn't there for me at that most crucial time. i love everything she's done for me and i hope one day i'll be able to return her that favour. i can wear more rainbows than her!!

nart: lollifers. BOGUNZ! haven't seen natt in a long time. and that was a mistake. now she's completely different and i have no idea!!! first time meeting her, our bus trip back home almost left me lost and stranded to walk for miles on end until i reached home ahhahahha LUCKY FOR YOU NATT, MY SISTER SAW ME. lollifers. but she's an absolute jem. it's been fun talking to her and i can't believe we met on myspace. ...cos i was asian and she liked ramen. lollifers. my little polar bear. one day i'll treat you to that ramen i promised.

hannah and steff: hannah and steph are the type of friends you see in movies. that's the only way to explain my relationship with these girls. they're the friends i've imagined myself to have... but, i'm not in their close-friends group and so i'm not as close to them as i could be. they're not too complicated to understand and they're so fun-loving and ahhh~ it's so hard to put into words how these girls make me feel. wanted. when i'm with them as individuals, i feel as though i have to protect them from the crummy life we live in.. and i don't know.. hannah's my drama queen. what she wants, she gets. she's not scared of voicing anything; and like anyone else, she cares about herself as well as her friends-her thoughts, sometimes not being rationally thought through ahhahahhaha but she means well. steff on the other hand is good at thinking through but also likes to take chances. she's had lots of ups and downs but who doesn't? she's absolutely lovely and has taught me quite a lot of things even she doesn't know about. she's helped me venture new areas and helped me keep in touch with who i am. i love these girls; their always an extension of my family of friends whom i would risk my life for.

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salt-eh seaweed
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straightedge age: neign-ten [19]
name: ona
location: perth, Australia
zodiac: piscuss o3
body: voluptuous
screen name: [ s ] uperfreak
here for: cybersex
relationship: Divorced but sexually assaulting someone
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