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Brian, The bringer of the end

im working on new ideas. STALL 'EM LOIS!

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: B-slice
Birthday: CLASSIFIED
Birthplace: F-Riv
Current Location: Mom's
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: black
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Frence, English (check the nose), CLASSIFIED, Sexyish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Osiris
Your Weakness: the soft spot on the tp of my head
Your Fears: still zombies
Your Perfect Pizza: uuuuurvrythiiing
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: stop murdering
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: blank
Thoughts First Waking Up: ugh! late again!
Your Best Physical Feature: my sexy back
Your Bedtime: aaabout' quarter past five
Your Most Missed Memory: i can't remember GET IT!? HA!
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi but it makes me gasy
McDonalds or Burger King: Da king, although the comercials have become significantly creepier
Single or Group Dates: I dont have enought friends for group dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton brisk I. LOVE. ICED. TEA. AND. SNOW. PATROL.
Chocolate or Vanilla: sh-oo-koo-lAt
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee, caramel swirl
Do you Smoke: ney
Do you Swear: non stop
Do you Sing: only when the music's too loud to hear me, unless its oldies for some reason. AAAAAAAAAAAT LAAAAAAAAAAAAST
Do you Shower Daily: if my schedual permits
Have you Been in Love: i fall in, love with everyone and everything i meet
Do you want to go to College: NEVER
Do you want to get Married: after college
Do you belive in yourself: nah, I never existed. I'm just a story your parents told you, I'm really your dad dressed up.
Do you get Motion Sickness: ney, im spider-man
Do you think you are Attractive: in the dark
Are you a Health Freak: i dont need to be
Do you get along with your Parents: I HAVE PARENTS?!
Do you like Thunderstorms: I. LOVE. SNOW. PATROL.
Do you play an Instrument: the skin fute and the rusty trumbone
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ney
In the past month have you Smoked: just ya motha
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i think quiznos should be considered a drug
In the past month have you gone on a Date: at least once a week
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: at least once a week
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: ew
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: gag
In the past month have you been on Stage: GROSS!
In the past month have you been Dumped: i wish-WHAT?!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yeah-IN MY TUB!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: ya moms virginity
Ever been Drunk: yeah and i better be bleeding!
Ever been called a Tease: by your father
Ever been Beaten up: once, by my pimp
Ever Shoplifted: accidently, from john's package
How do you want to Die: falling
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a super-hero
What country would you most like to Visit: Hati. I've heard nothing but good things!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: rolled-back white
Favourite Hair Color: NOT blonde
Short or Long Hair: short/long
Height: taller/shorter than me
Weight: not fat/ not fat
Best Clothing Style: prep/hooker
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: who knows
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 4 1/2
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! My parents decided on Brian but you've got my permission to call me whatever you want. I have an annoying (to "normies") obsession with Family Guy that shows no sings of slowing down. so before you say anything to me be aware! I take life as a huge joke. No matter what theres alway's someone who's going to have bigger problems and it's easier to say "sucks to be you" than lose sleep over stupid shit, besides, no one likes dramatic poeple anyway. Im a sophomore in college, im an art student but Im not proud of that. And i despise the undead....had a bad experience once. I dont want to talk about it.

My Interests

Hi my name is Brian and I'll be your nipples. Super heros make me hot. i like killing zombies and racing to the marker where that pakistani girl fell through the ice after coming to the states to recieve treatment for her severely burnned skin after the man she refused to marry poured sulfuric acid on her. "what?"

I'd like to meet:

just so we're clear MY profile will not be a link to YOUR profile if you send me a freinds request and never talk to me...well... theres no point in a friend that you dont talk to. and it works both ways if I send you one and you know your never going to talk to me dont bother...its just annoying

Music:

The world is very sexy. It's part of my collapse.

Television:

FAMILY GUY, the real world (i dont even know why), the daily show, southpark, comedy central presents, Futurama, the simpsons, Drawn together, [adult swim] (minus the dumb anime) SNLand a lot of video games but other than that i really dont watch a shit load of TV, i forget.

Books:

the Harry Potter series (OF COURSE)

Heroes:

The Loved"you'll neva make it joe! why don't you just give up right now?" I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)