Need help read this!! |
Well lately I have had people ask me for advise on alot of shit. The main ones would be relationships and people talking shit about them or people they care about. Well I ain't one to really talk beca...
Posted by Kelly on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 11:56:00 PST |
More jokes I received |
Girls have unique magic tricks. They get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.
If a girl was fucking a guy and she was on top but her pussy stank, would that be consi...
Posted by Kelly on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 06:21:00 PST |
I got more Jokes!! |
Which is more ill, the vagina or the penis?? The penis cuz it has a cut on its head, two tumors, and it faints everytime it throws up.
A couple had sex in the dark for 20 years. The wife turned the li...
Posted by Kelly on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 12:17:00 PST |
More jokes for ya |
He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me and touched me. He bit, sucked, swallowed and when he was satisfied he left. I was hurt.... BLOODY MOSQUITO!!!!
Scientists have discovered that mos...
Posted by Kelly on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 08:20:00 PST |
New jokes |
Humpty Dumpty sat on a ledge, little boo peep was giving him head, when all of a sudden she began to weep she'd been fucked from behind by a sheepAfter great sex, she lies there playing with his penis...
Posted by Kelly on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 03:17:00 PST |
I got more jokes |
Your so sexy you drive me insane. I love you so much my heart is in pain. Your sexy voice puts me in a slumber. OH FUCK I'm sorry I have the wrong number!!I read smoking was bad, I quit smoking. I rea...
Posted by Kelly on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 06:07:00 PST |
Dirty mind trivia |
What is 6 to 8 inches long, goes in and out, and leaves white stuff around your mouth?? Its a toothbrush!!! Ya nasty pervs!!!
What gets longer when pulled, fits between your tits, inserts neatly in a ...
Posted by Kelly on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 04:41:00 PST |
More Jokes |
Well I got more jokes and or funnies for ya to read. I hope you enjoy them!!
Men's prayer: Now I lay her down to hit, I pray her stuff don't smell like shit but if she's a nasty trick, I hope she's g...
Posted by Kelly on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:46:00 PST |
I'm confused |
Well here I go like Kim writing about a person I can't have. I really like this one guy and despite what I'm feeling it can't go any further than what we have going. He just wants to be friends with b...
Posted by Kelly on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 04:52:00 PST |
Jokes |
Someday you may lose your hair, your teeth, your money n your mind but 1 thing you will never lose is your good looks cuz you can't lose what you don't have.Sex is like church. You hear clapping screa...
Posted by Kelly on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 05:53:00 PST |
