27th April 2007 |
After another successful hunting by the paperazzi last night in the where's wolly campaign, on the drunken stroll to the cab rank I saw two cannibals standing either end of a body lead on the floor. I...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 03:32:00 GMT |
24th april 2007 |
It been a while since i last updated the masses on my everyday life so here it is. Its been a strange old week, i was rudely awakened the other day by loud laughter from my kitchen. I went in and...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 03:58:00 GMT |
3rd of October 2006 |
Some bad news today folks. I went to the doctors he told me he had two pieces of bad news, I said 'go on then give it to me'. The doctors says 'Stuart you've got AIDS', I said 'oh no what can be worse...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 05:44:00 GMT |
18th of sept 2006 |
I've got a friend, he loves cowboy films. Bez as we mortals call him, even has spurs on his slippers. Last night he spent three hours in front of the mirror trying to beat himself to the draw. Yes i k...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 06:37:00 GMT |
5th of july 2006 |
A letter slipped its way through my door, i read it...'You need your eyesight testing'. So i went to the opticians for an eye exam. Whilst the kind and caring lady was looking deep into my eyes i noti...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 04:57:00 GMT |
14th June 2006 |
It's been a tough week, regaining strength after dancing to New order whilst tanked up on warsteiner, but hey. I thought 'yea its been a toughy so i'll go on holiday'. Quick search on the internet and...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 02:54:00 GMT |
31st May 2006 |
i was walkin the street the other day, saw this women hoppin along, i said 'whats the problem' she said 'i've only got one leg' so i replied 'oh sorry whats your name' she said 'Ilene'. So after that ...
Posted by on Wed, 31 May 2006 05:37:00 GMT |
25th may 2006 |
woke up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head and then made myself kelloggs frosties, they put the oar in roar. Sitting outside watching the grass grow a pescky little ant bit me, so i killed...
Posted by on Thu, 25 May 2006 02:50:00 GMT |
10th of friggin May |
Well whilst standing at athe station in some need of education in the rain, i thought spank me. Not only are North End still goin stale in the first division but you also have Danny Dichio who makes S...
Posted by on Wed, 10 May 2006 02:04:00 GMT |
my day |
This morning i woke up, realised what a chibang karl rice is for leavin early on saturday and leaving Bez to undertake what can only be described as a free porn show on the dance floor. After the...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 06:59:00 GMT |
