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Celestial Seasonings

I'm Too Damn Old to Be On MySpace!

About Me

Oh, Christ. What the hell about me? If you know me you know my life's an open book.

My Interests

Wide and varied.

I'd like to meet:

Any one of the Oompa Loompas.What the hell do you mean they're not real?!

Music:

Eclectic

Movies:

Not since that crazy week at Mardi Gras.Oh! You mean what movies do I like? Um, lemme get back to you on that. How the hell do you delete shit here anyway?!

Television:

A total TV junkie am I. CSI, Boston Legal, COPS, everything on Court TV and Food TV. South Park, Chapelle, Mencia, Seinfeld reruns......

Books:

Anything by Patricia Cornwell.

Heroes:

I admire many different people for many different reasons.

My Blog

This Is Actually Quite Brilliant

In a sick, twisted sort of way...........
Posted by Celestial Seasonings on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 10:50:00 PST

A Veteran's Day Memory

I don't have many memories of my Dad when I was a little kid.  As many of you know he is a retired USMC Gunnery Sgt. One thing I do remember is during one of his tours of Nam there was a long per...
Posted by Celestial Seasonings on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 02:50:00 PST

Why is it.............

.......that just when you start feeling pretty good about yourself.....that everything seems to be falling into place.....something or someone will come along and completely fuck everything up?  ...
Posted by Celestial Seasonings on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 04:51:00 PST

John Kerry Tries to Tell Other Jokes

I'm feelin' a little political lately..........   Q: How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?A: 10, but 15 if the blondes are some of our nation's farmers.   Knock Knock!Who's...
Posted by Celestial Seasonings on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 07:05:00 PST

I LOVE THIS MAN!

.....and I want to have his baby!.. .....
Posted by Celestial Seasonings on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 04:46:00 PST

Another One Bites the Dust

Well, slap my ass and call me Sally!  Britney is divorcing that retarded wigga!  Who could have seen THAT coming?  ...
Posted by Celestial Seasonings on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 05:27:00 PST

Sometimes They DO Remember

I spent seven years of my life working at a place which shall remain nameless, however, if you know me you know what place that is.  The people I took care of became my family.  It's hard t...
Posted by Celestial Seasonings on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 08:23:00 PST

My Rant For the Day

John Kerry, how dare you. To make such a feeble attempt to pass your elitist comments off a "joke" or a slam against the President is not only weak, it is also unacceptable. Your verbage in no way ind...
Posted by Celestial Seasonings on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 06:07:00 PST

What I Did Today

Carson and I spent the majority of the day with his Godparents.  We went to the gem show over at the fairgrounds in Tampa and I drooled uncontrollable over beautiful jewlery that I will never be ...
Posted by Celestial Seasonings on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 05:30:00 PST

I'll Never Get This Shit Figured Out

I look at these people's pages on this site and I feel so uncreative.  Is that even a word?  Non-creative?  Ah, I don't give a rat's ass.   
Posted by Celestial Seasonings on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 07:15:00 PST