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I am here for Friends

About Me

hullo and welcome, enjoy please
Have some georgeisms!
Overheard talking to a nepalese worry doll!"I am worried about my hairstyle and my indented nipples, please make them stop"
"On Fable I gave a man 150 pints of beer and when he passed out I stabbed him!"
"Mum can I batter the kid from the pontins advert"
"I dont want a girlfriend cos girlfriends are so gay"
"Dont touch me I have a grip as strong as a cows mouth"
"I wish I had motion detecters on my anus"
"Do you want chicken pie lady"
"Ka kaaaawwwwwww Ka kaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww"
"Get your breath out of my face"

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The like minded, and the unlike minded. For learning and that. Ray lamontagne, musical heroin! I dare you not to sway glassy eyed to his dulcet tones!!

My Blog

Ray Lamontagne!

At the Albert hall. The Man is god, fact!If you have heard him then you would know that I spent 2 hours on the cusp of a very powerful orgasm.listening to his warm chocolate, honeyed endorphin laced v...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 08:56:00 GMT

Preyd to be a numpty!!

I was meant to write this yesterday after an episode of keeping up appearances, as It was the initial inspiration for this blog, the reason? Cos that particular episode was filmed in northampton, in t...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 01:07:00 GMT

Latitude!!

Well its a great place! all be it a very posh festival, lots of yummy mummys and proper crocs not those £2.50 jobbies from the market! Definatly a festival for the family, the kid to adult ratio was w...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 08:23:00 GMT

bugger handles!!

well myspazzers!!I am pissed, so very pissed, nothing unusual for the trey, but for this time it hath bin different, I became a trendoid and ventured into town, I danced to chart shite and allowed a m...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 19:22:00 GMT

ooh I am so lucky!!

Well guys things are deffo on the up, not in any kind of materialistic way, just in general well being, after quite a tumultuous time sorting all kinds of shit out, having all kinds of woes, I had a f...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:50:00 GMT

when will the maddness stop

Hung over like a motherbitch!!close down the pubs close them all down, impose a curfew have the bed police round at nine pee em to tuck you in take my freedom away from me and never let me out again!!...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 05:36:00 GMT