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Dark Skies

Just Call Me Uncle Buck!

About Me

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TO EVERYONE: PLEASE LEAVE A MSG TO LET ME KNOW YOU WERE HERE! About me... What can I say... I'm 37 going on 16, I love tattoos. All but 2 of my tats have been done by none other than real life California Hells Angels. I'm on my way to getting sleeved plus a couple bonus tats of Bettie Paige, and a tomb stone over my heart with my parents name. One day I would love to get started on my Pe'a. Anyhow, I'm also a state employee as a care giver. It's a hard job to deal with as I'm always depressed. I'm on meds to counter balance. It's hard to deal with a parent who's border line dead (mum). Me mum is the Granny from Beverly Hillbillies and yes, she does own a shotgun from 1890. At her age and sickness, she'll drop you like a rhyno at 10 paces given the chance and not bat an eye in court because she'll get off. I've been married a couple times before. I've got 1 daughter 17 but she's with her mom. Anyhow, just trying to get on with my life and enjoying it when I can. I'm 6'1, loosing and have lost tons of weight, still have to get that extra 30 off. Other than that I'm not a giant fat fuck or lazy face feeding couch potato. If you're bored now from reading this, just imagine... I live it. BTW.IF YOU'RE A CAM WHORE, I'M NOT INTERESTED SO IF YOU SEND ME A MESSEGE THAT SAY'S IT'S YOUR PROFESSION, DON'T ADD ME TO YOUR LIST!
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very Low
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Low
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Which famous dictator are you?

Adolf Hitler
You're Adolf Hitler! You're the most famous, psychotic, genocidal madman ever to taint the pages of history books! You're a fascist. Anyone who questions you is quickly dealt with... Sure, you're a little compulsive and needy but you've accomplished a LOT, as far as MURDERING, TERRORIZING and CONQUERING go! Bottom line: You're out of your mind and you have a superiority complex the size of the sun. You're one egocentric freak.
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My Interests

Cars, Kissing, Computers, Networking, Electronics, Going Anywhere To Have Fun And Road Trips To San Francisco, Monterey, Santa Cruz, Cemetaries, Making Out And Having Sex In Cemetaries, And Tattoos.
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Name: Jon
Birthday: 01.20.69
Birthplace: Sacramento, Ca.
Current Location: Sacramento, Ca.
Eye Color: Changes with mood between Green and Brown
Hair Color: Growing out
Height: 6.1
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambi
Your Heritage: Black Irish and Lakota/Shawnee
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sketchers
Your Weakness: Red Nails, Red Lips
Your Fears: Nothing
Your Perfect Pizza: pep, sausage, X cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To make 07 great as a "Hang Around"!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: GAWDAMNIT!
Thoughts First Waking Up: I have to pee...
Your Best Physical Feature: Dimples
Your Bedtime: When I drop
Your Most Missed Memory: Are you on drugs???
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: MCD!
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lip
Chocolate or Vanilla: Choc
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cap
Do you Smoke: Socially
Do you Swear: Like a fucking sailor!
Do you Sing: Yeah
Do you Shower Daily: WTF... Poeple don't shower over a 24hr period?
Have you Been in Love: 3 times
Do you want to go to College: Been there and have done that with honors
Do you want to get Married: Yeah to some that's not a user!
Do you belive in yourself: 99.0 of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: No but if I see, hear, smell it.... BABY, It's on!
Do you think you are Attractive: My dimples are
Are you a Health Freak: I'm so freaked out by bodily functions except farts or belches!
Do you get along with your Parents: Not really but I am a care giver for me mum.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Absolutely
Do you play an Instrument: Butt Trumpet
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Of course
In the past month have you Smoked: Duh but I don't smoke MJ.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Everyday. I'm a depressed person on narcotics and drugs to keep me from murdering you and your family.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:&..39;
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Fuck No!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Bait? HELL NO!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: At night
Ever been called a Tease: Nope
Ever been Beaten up: I'm in a desperate need of an ass beating now...
Ever Shoplifted: Plenty of times
How do you want to Die: In bed after having Mexican food and great sex!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: In the greatest Motorcycle Club there is... The Hells Angels!
What country would you most like to Visit: NZ
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Hells Angel Brothers! Now I know I'm protected better than the fucking police could ever protect me... More Power To You! I love You GUYS!!!!!! My new brother of Angels that protects my back. I just met ya dude, but your page gave me insperation to overcome and rise above all negitive against me. Maybe one day we'll meet face 2 face.... GO CHECK OUT HIS PAGE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.myspace.com/davesworld81 I SUPPORT MY LOCAL CHAPTER 100%!!!!!!!!!!!!

Music:

Anything From Oldies, Metal, Rock-a-Billy, Some Country, Johnny Cash, Roy Orbison, Danzig, Henry Rollins, RHCP, Punk, 80's, ONLY Early 80's Rap. Which fucked-up genius composer are you?
Tom Waits... charismatic story-teller with a penchant for freaky people and unusual settings. You thrive on the concept of the underdog coming out on top.
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Movies:

Anything with all kinds of guns and shit being blown up because the world is an imperfect place, I don't like girlie flicks except Mauriels Wedding and anything with Molly Ringwald, Comedies, Slasher and Hacker movies including but not limited to Faces Of Death, CGI, War Movies w/ terrorists being fucked up!
Which member of the Deadly Viper Assasination Squad are you?
Bill (Snake Charmer)
You are the leader of the Squad, but watch your back.

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Television:

Anything from Discovery, Animal Planet, Com Central, Mad TV, SNL, National Geographic, Military Ch, Nick, Adult Swim, TV Land, Family Guy, American Dad, Simpsons, Robot Chicken, Ren & Stimpy, King Of The Hill, Futurama (I needs me a woman with one giant eye). Which Family Guy Character Are You? Also part insanity test! Includes Family Guy
You are a Peter. You are always eating fatty foods which can be a reason for your obesiety. No offence. Please rate :)!
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You are Hank Hill. You're a hard working, honest person.
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Books:

I'm currently learning Linux and reading every book I can get on it. Also I like to read anything about wrestlers, Physics, and whatever is online. Take the quiz:
What Kind of Pervert are You?

The Horny Pervert
The Horny Pervert: You are The Horny Pervert, you strive to let your partner know when you want something from them, sexual or not you do what is necessary to have a sexual act, whether it's public or private. YOU DON'T CARE! YOU ARE INSANE! But you like it, even if it means getting thrown out of a Strip Joint for touching when you aren't suppose to be. You should be lucky to have such a healthy sex life, even with chains, sharp objects, you don't care, it's all fun to you!

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Heroes:

U.S. Army
HOOOOOOOAH!

Razzle Dazzle

U.S. Marines

Cops and Fire Fighters that helped out in the WTC

My nephew David in Iraq, fuck me up an Iraqi! GET SOME!!! (you know they're all terrorists, admit it).

GUNNY Sgt. R.Lee Ermey

What's Your Malfunction Numbnuts, Go Sign This Fucking Page!

I Like You Private Joker! Hell, You Can Come Over And Fuck My Sister!

The 552nd Bombing Group

My Blog

Why I love Hells Angels.

First off, I have been reading a whole bunch of bullshit on the web about the Hells Angels. I have even gotten email from assholes that have seen my page. This is MYSPACE! GOT IT! MYFUCKINGSPACE!I can...
Posted by Dark Skies on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 11:03:00 PST

DO YOU KNOW ME? WHAT DO YOU THINK?

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you have a crush on me?5. Would you kiss me?6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.7. Describe me in one word.8. What ...
Posted by Dark Skies on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 11:55:00 PST

Thank You Neil, Geddy, Alex

Red Sector A is a song by Rush that chronicles The Holocaust. Perhaps the most well-known of Holocaust-influenced rock songs, Red Sector A first appeared on the band's hit 1984 album Grace Under Press...
Posted by Dark Skies on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 09:27:00 PST

Music.

I want my headbanging back! Where are my old groups that used to be around? They still are playing fairs or carnivals..... FUCK HIP-HOP! Fuck anything 92-present in the rap bastardisation of music! ...
Posted by Dark Skies on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 10:28:00 PST

RUSH "YYZ"

Pay close attention to this video as it's all done with CGI... width="425" height="350">..>...
Posted by Dark Skies on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 10:05:00 PST

What was your 4th like?

Mine was like anyother day because I learned at a young age about having your cake and eating it too... You can either set your money on fire or have that money to get shit faced with the rest of the ...
Posted by Dark Skies on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 07:36:00 PST

Younger Women

Ok, like I've been asked several times this week by friends... "Why Do You Like Younger Women?" The answer is very simple... I don't know why! I really don't! Maybe I refuse to grow up! I pay my bills...
Posted by Dark Skies on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 12:50:00 PST

AMERICAN AUTOBAHN

If you talk on a cell, GET A FUCKING MIC! If you drink a beverage, GET A FUCKING STRAW! Pay the FUCK ATTENTION to your driving! I am sick of assholes in my grill that sit in front of me with the attit...
Posted by Dark Skies on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 01:16:00 PST

Your Time Is Gonna Come

Led Zeppelin gave me the right words as to how I feel right now.... Lyin', cheatin', hurtin, that's all you seem to do. Messin' around wi...
Posted by Dark Skies on Sat, 20 May 2006 02:24:00 PST