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KiNG BiLL

About Me

Self-aggrandizing and earnestly narcissistic to the end...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

One night I want to go Party with Kevin Federline, Bobby Brown and Ike Turner. We would be a hit with the ladies.

My Blog

My Next Tattoo

The Burning monkThe Story
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 01:18:00 GMT

Jackass!

I'm not sure why but this word has invaded my vocabulary and it's become my descriptor for everyone, but really I think I may have pulled the biggest Jackass move a couple weeks ago.  I was quit...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 23:59:00 GMT

100% pefect love

Once upon a time, there lived a boy and a girl. The boy was eighteen and the girl sixteen. He was not unusually handsome, and she was not especially beautiful. They were just an ordinary lonely bo...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 23:10:00 GMT

The Week I thought I was an Indian

The Week I thought I was an Indian I know this sounds far fetched as well I am white, not just regular white, Im almost clear but for a week in 2001 I thought I was a Native Indian. Heres the story...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 17:43:00 GMT

How Steroids almost killed me

It was Canada Day week end and I went to my friends club, my friend Bob, one of the best guys you could ever meet.  My only complaint is as a bartender he doesnt know when to cut someone off and ...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 23:47:00 GMT

The year I hated Dave Chappelle

The Dave Chappelle incident goes back a few years and is continued over a couple years.  The year was 1997 and Dave Chappelle is filming a movie in Vancouver, He happens to stop by the Nightclub ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 21:32:00 GMT

Success and Celebration

I always thought to myself, if I ever win a million dollars or for any reason become super wealthy,  I want to celebrate in a debaucherous manner If it happens my plan is to buy like ten ho...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 00:22:00 GMT

Trouble

I knew my wife and I were in trouble when we decided to make Free Pass lists.  Like the ones that Ross and Rachel made on the TV show Friends, you know where you can sleep with anyone on the list...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 09:40:00 GMT