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Melany

About Me

"I'd be a bitch too if my snatch smelled like curry and Buddah." - me in regards to the indian woman at the front desk at the hotel. She had it comin to her... "

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can make me laugh until my sides cramp.Those are the best.Let's see,umm Bob Marley because his dreadlocks alone are enough to inspire anybody. Dane Cook is a must because I think that meeting is actually required before the wedding can take place.Shaggy and Scooby doo because they are solely responsible for the happiness in my childhood,my current eating habbits and who I am today as a person...seriously. Thanks for makin me a fatass guys. I can't really think of anyone else right now but when I do I'll letcha know.

My Blog

Ho Hum Ho Hum Flight of the Conchords

Hey der!(Insert Fargo accent here) How goes it? So its been forever since I posted one of these stupid things and felt it was time to give in. Not a whole lot has been happening, just the best summer ...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 17:33:00 GMT

Latest Info

Hello Hello Hello! So look, I know we haven't talked in a while I've just been oober busy but  I'm making time for you now.Umm ofcourse you know that Steve Irwin died and suprisingly he didn't ge...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 02:30:00 GMT

MoShAnNoN

so O-M-effing-G you guys I totally reunited with the sexiest bitch I've ever met (besides myself ofcourse). jaykaying you guys. so anywho i went to highschool with this saucey dish of a gal ...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 22:55:00 GMT

new one biotch

so i realize i haven't spoken with you fine people in a while and for that I am sorry. nothing extraordinary is going on around these parts. I have my DVR back so therefore all is right with the world...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 00:15:00 GMT

new info, back from the lake!!!

hey bitches!!! whats up? so we just got back from the lake a couple hours ago and it was amazing. 4 days of drunken nonsense combined with crafty water sports and finger food. does life really get any...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 23:20:00 GMT

wisdom teeth and brain bleeds

well my my look who it is? hello there!  i know i havent written you any love notes lately and im sorry. let me first start off by saying you missed a fantabulous party saturday night and im very...
Posted by on Wed, 31 May 2006 23:59:00 GMT

Deliverance

so hairy balls... for the first time in my 20 years of existance im watching deliverance and this is the craziest redneck shit ever.burt reynolds has some amazing side burns that could slay any w...
Posted by on Fri, 19 May 2006 01:42:00 GMT

damn mexicans

so lets talk about the standards of healthcare going down the shitter. weve had like 2 people die in the er in the past day and im pretty sure they werent croakin when they got there so somethings not...
Posted by on Thu, 18 May 2006 00:15:00 GMT

memory lane

Hey you remeber that show when u were little that had all those trippy ppl dressed up as animals that broke out into song, and they lived in a circle with a purple sky? Well for those of you who are e...
Posted by on Fri, 12 May 2006 00:30:00 GMT

dankness

ok let's play a game. guess who got a pinata on their birthday and showered in 20lbs of confetti and is over the age of 5? give up? well it just so happens to be yours truely. i know it sounds st...
Posted by on Wed, 10 May 2006 23:58:00 GMT