My dream is to be a writer (short stories, satire), I love throwing parties/promoting, drinking beer...preferably icy cold delicious Pabst Blue Ribbon, listening to music, the Oakland A's, baseball in general, dominoes, wiffleball, fashion, shoes especially Nike dunks/court forces, keepin it gangsta, tanquaray, seagrams whiskey,jagermeister, guiness draught, steak (medium rare), beef-jerkey, wings-n-things, foosball, pool, riding my bikes the red dragon and the stingray, and basically anything else that doesnt take effort/money.
Yessir, A's been poppin collars and jackin slacks from '83 till infinity!
John McClain right before he shoots Rocky. Brodie from Point Break. Slug from Atmosphere (ala Lucy Ford) because he is the sort of self-loathing pessimist that i can relate to. Here is an example of one of the many of his quotes that sum up a great deal of my life: "From Anne Landers to Ani Defranco to Orphan Annie, I Love all women, but most of 'em just cant stand me...". Oakland A's GM Billy Beane, who has constructed your 2007 world series champions, I'd like to reintroduce myself to Dane Cook while assuming my true Christian name, because after meeting me under an alias in a dive bar at 4am in Tiajuana Mexico several years ago with a bottle of whiskey, some ether, a tub of 'I cant believe its not butter', a wiffle ball bat, and seeing the things I did to the 2 TJ hookers we picked up, (of which under the advice of my attorney, Jon Labrum, I should not post here for fear of future legal ramifications, as well as damage to my character that will likely be brought up by the incumbent senator, who shall remain nameless, that I plan to run against in the near future), he coined the term "B.A.M.F." in my honor [Please note I wrote this section several years ago when Dane Cook was still funny, but decided to leave it up regardless...its all about Daniel Tosh now!]. Chuck Norris for telling the kid from the 6th Sense that he has AIDs...and Homer Simpson, if you cant figure this one out then youre dumber than you lookAqua Shi white party: Scwhit and me lookin way too clean in the white loafers...and we wear our stunner glasses at night!
me gusta mi reagea, me gusta punk rock, pero la cosa que me gusta mas es panochita. no sir man im a rocker through and through! heres my favorite bands: AC/DC, skynard, van halen -not van hagar, def-lep....deftones are the fav, the expendables , sublime, slightly stoooopid, pepper, bargain music, 311, led zepplin, i like alice in chains way better than nirvana, bob marley, louie armstrong, frank sinatra, eek-a-mouse, lbdas, radiohead, the mars volta/sparta/atdi, tenacious D, system, rage, pennywise, authority zero, bloc party, bad religion, grandaddy, people under the stairs are prolly the illest, living legends, old E-40 Fonserelli way before he was hyphy....atmosphere, hiero, lyrics born+lateef the truthspeaker=latyrx, gift of gab and the whole quannum crew, RjD2, zion I, immortal technique, tribe quest, ugly duckling, c-lo green the soul machine, mf doom, danger mouse, rza/gza/ghostface, kanye, lupe, some freestyle fellowship, a little bit of sage francis once in a while, def jux in small dosesReservoir Dogs representin'
Joe Dirte' reporting for work. Dont try to church it up son, dont you mean DIRT? the big lebowski, reservoir dogs, and office space are the only four movies i have ever seen...but also anything associated with quinton terintino, john favreau/vince vaughn, kevin smith...snoogins!, my stunt double edward norton, guy ritchie (swept away was way harsh), hobbits, jack black, napoleon dyno-mite!, the GOAT christopher walken...and god himself John McClain.
simpsons, law and order, family guy, sealab 2021, aqua teen hunger force, home movies, venture brothers (basically all of adult swim is heat) sportscenter, baseball tonight, A's games, chappelle show, nip/tuck, entourage is maybe the best show ever, rescue me, the office, my name is earl, always sunny in philidelphia, the daily show and colbert report, conan... anything on the lifetime network, gilmore girls, the view....But seriously, is this for real right now?!?!
the republic by plato will change your life...prolly not but it should you republican scumbag jerk-offs!!! money-ball cause billy beane is my boy. Does playboy count?...oh yeah, im in the middle of a tale of two cities...just me or the most boring book ever?!?!
Me, Pops, and Cliff drinking the sweet ambrosia!
Brian 'El Diablo Blanco' Lowe for bein a sucker and joining the Navy so he could kill him some 'Ghanies, homer simpson, the guy who invented pabst blue ribbon, doc holiday (as portayed by val kilmer in tombstone), the big hurt frank thomas, babe ruth, joe dirt, the dude/duder/his dudeness/or el duderino if you are into that whole brevity thing, coach mcguirk, ben sanderson from leaving las vegas, frank the tank/ron burgandy/chaz reinhold, and most importantly my mom and pook and gary...i love you guys - oh yeah, and moleman from the simpsons....fuckin moleman.. You wish your city had a sign this B.A.