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Dirty Lil FunLover

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About Me

Huge dork. Very confident. Slightly insecure. Free loving. Your best friend. Your worst enemy. Tatted and pierced. Text addict. Softball. Strength Coach. Smart. Bit nerdy. Painted nails. Makeup fetish. Purse fetish. Shoe fetish. I am a fetish. Spontaneous. Organized. Messy. Kat Von D. I love the oceans. Summer. Fall. Winter. Spring. Very funny. Big goofball. I can make you smile. Spiritual. I don't hate. I try not to judge. See good in everyone. Stubborn. A bit crazy. Amazing friends. Awesome family. Drug free. Personal trainer. I probably won't date your brother...but I'll take your sister.

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The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.

Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage pessimistically. You don't think happy marriages exist anymore.

In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?Life. I love it. I may not like every event that takes place, but it has treated me well so far. I like tattoos. I have plenty, but want more. I like piercings. I used to have a lot, but I took them out because of boredom. I like growing my hair out, then chopping it, then growing it again. I love anything to do with the 1940's and 50's pinup girls. The heels, the hair, the wardrobe. I like affection and will take it where I can get it, whether from friends, family, or that special someone. I love softball. I played in college, and now I train college athletes. I play the cello. During my years in undergrad I was priviliged enough to play professionally. I like being held. I adore kittens. Everytime I see one I will try to take it home. Trust me I've done this. I believe in broken hearts. However I also believe that there is one person who has the needle and thread to put it all together. I believe in taking chances, even if you say you'll never do that, or it's impossible. Just do it. Experience something new and you may find it's what you've been looking for the whole time. I don't like being told time and again that I am an amazing person, but the circumstances aren't right. If I'm so amazing, then that means the circumstances are right. I believe in fighting for things that are real, and letting go of things that are fake. I hate drama, therefore, I keep my mouth shut, and ears open. I love movies, cooking, and lots of blankets. I have a stuffed dinosaur that my mom made me when I was 3, and a blanket she made me when I was 19. Don't laugh at me, it's how I keep her close. I love sushi, grilling out, a good beer, fishing, camping, mud wrestling, and nights out with the girls.

I'd like to meet:

TEACH ME SOMETHING!! I want to meet people who are risk takers, in a good way. People who know how to have fun, and know how to chill out. I'm not into ghetto, white trash, thug wannabes. I speak English, not ebonics, so if you don't know the English language I will get annoyed with you and probably won't talk to you. I like people with quirks. Perfect people disgust me, as do stupid people. If you're my friend I'm loyal to you till the end. If you're not, well don't get on my bad side.

Music:

Horrorpops, Tiger Army, Dropkick Murpheys,Staind, Bad Fathers, Seether, Trapt, Incubus, Queens of the Stoneage, New Found Glory, Mudvayne, Switchfoot, Theory of a Deadman, System of a Down, Breaking Benjamin, Cold, Blue October, Audioslave, Goo Goo Dolls, Hoobastank, Green Day, Sublime,Red Hot Chili Peppers,Custom, Nickleback, Bruce Springstein, Rancid, No Doubt, Mest, Chevelle, Maroon 5, Christina Aguilara, classical, Ashlee Simpson, Dixie Chicks, Falling Up, Dave Matthews Band,Blink 182, Sum 41, Story of the Year, Jack Johnson, Linkin Park, Tom Petty, Daphne Loves Derby, India Arie

Movies:

Anything I can get my hands on!! Horror for sure!! Stand up! Romantic Comedy! Drama! War films!
You Are Catwoman
"Life's a bitch. Now so am I." What Superheroine Are You?

Television:

The Hills, The Dog Whisperer, Everybody Loves Raymond, and anything on the National Geographic channel, and the History channel. ?? Which Season Are You ??
You're Most Like The Season Winter ...You're often depicted as the cold, distant season. But you're incredibly intelligent, mature and Independant. You have an air of power around you - and that can sometimes scare people off. You're complex, and get hurt easily - so you rarely let people in if you can help it. You can be somewhat of a loner, but just as easily you could be the leader of many. You Tend to be negative, and hard to relate to, but you give off a relaxed image despite being insecure - and secretly many people long to be like you, not knowing how deep the Winter season really is.Well done... You're the most inspirational of seasons :)
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Books:

Functional Training for Sports, The Core Performance, Essentials of Strength Training and Conditioning, Essentials of Personal Training, Periodization Training for Sports, The Remedy, Enchantress of the Stars, Blood and Chocolate, The Thirteenth Tale, The Everything Personal Finance

Heroes:

My parents for raising me right and not turning me into a third generation lazy little asshole. Leisa Youel for pointing me in the right direction, and telling me to get my head out of my ass and start playing the game. My sister, for turning into one of my best friends overnight, and my brother for looking failure in the eye and overriding it.
Your Passion is Yellow
You're a total sexual shape shifter.
You possess a complex sex drive and are very adaptable.
Of all the colors, you are the most likely to be bisexual.
While you the most passionate, you are very open minded. What Color Is Your

My Blog

A New Kind of Stress

It's true.  I want a good job I'm not going to find it around here.  Unless I start making deals with the people I'm around.  I don't want to leave.   It's not that I can't move.&n...
Posted by Dirty Lil FunLover on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 06:03:00 PST

Velcro=Love

There is far too much thinking going on in everyone’s life.  Far too much worry, fear, doubt, and lack of courage. Overanalyzing past relationships.  Thinking what went wrong, and fear...
Posted by Dirty Lil FunLover on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:12:00 PST

Words that I have Forgotten but they are back and I won’t forget them again

"Care more than others think is wise. Risk more than others think is safe. Dream more than others think is practical. Expect more than others think is possible. Work more than others think is necessar...
Posted by Dirty Lil FunLover on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 07:26:00 PST

Amanda Lynn Part 2 Later that night

Amanda comes into my room looking for the hole punch. Me: Step into my office! Amanda: I need to make this look professional! Takes the hole puncher and starts SHAKING IT SO LITTLE PAPERS GO FLYING EV...
Posted by Dirty Lil FunLover on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:14:00 PST

AMANDA LYNN!

Me:  AMANDA!!  AMANDA!! HELP I NEED HELP!! Amanda runs into the room Amanda: WHAT?! Me:  Can you hand me my remote? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA   Oh the look on her face.  :)...
Posted by Dirty Lil FunLover on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 06:24:00 PST

Random Thinking on Thingies

1. I have been hearing the song "Time to Say Goodbye" by Sara Brightman a lot lately.  Whether on tv, the radio, finding the music score in my box of stuff, just everywhere.  So I re downloa...
Posted by Dirty Lil FunLover on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 11:02:00 PST

Smile EveryDay

Even if you're having the worst day in the world I think you should find one thing that just makes you smile. Might sound cheesy but  I find no reason to be mad at the world, or to walk around an...
Posted by Dirty Lil FunLover on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 07:44:00 PST

Overwhelmed

...with everything.   It's hard to stay sane at times.  Now I have to go to work.  Then go train one of my girls.  Then softball practice.  Then workout.   Ugh I don't kn...
Posted by Dirty Lil FunLover on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 09:20:00 PST

Ive already been down this road

I am more than aware of how blessed I am in life.  Whether it be with family, friends, love, or success.  However, I do think some people suspect that all of this was just handed to me, and...
Posted by Dirty Lil FunLover on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 09:44:00 PST

"Thank you for your honestly..."

Dear Jessica:   I appreciate the fact that you took the time to write to me about your experience at IWC.  I certainly regret that you did not receive better advising while you were here.&nb...
Posted by Dirty Lil FunLover on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 08:18:00 PST